Battle of the Curmudgeons

Battle of the Curmudgeons

If the best the Democrat Party can muster are two old curmudgeons shouting at each other, their party might as well just pack it in.

Yes, last night’s debate certainly was the Battle of the Curmudgeons.

I think I prefer having the flu to having to sit through two hours of Bernie and Joe bickering over who voted for what during their combined seven hundred years in public office.

No wonder the DNC didn’t want Tulsi there.  No sense in reminding America that their two “frontrunners” look like the cast of Grumpy Old Men.

But my theory for why Bernie is staying in this race seems to hold up.  I said the other day that since Sanders has no chance at the nomination, his only hope is to force Joe to adopt a great deal of his radical agenda.

And from the looks of it, during last night’s Battle of the Curmudgeons, Joe did just that.

No drilling, no fracking, no deportations.

It’s as if these two curmudgeons can’t wait to destroy our economy.

Maybe it’s because I’m so damn sick, but I just can’t wrap my head around the fact that the Democrats actually believe Joe Biden will get them back in the White House.

I think even those idiots in the media know they’re pinning their hopes on a loser. Which might explain why the only thing the media is crowing about from last night’s Battle of the Curmudgeons was senile Joe promising to choose a woman as his running mate.

Good grief, what a pathetic joke.

I know this post is brief.  But the flu is kicking my ass.

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10 thoughts on “Battle of the Curmudgeons

  • March 16, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Get well soon.

  • March 16, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    Young Lady, don’t I have enough to worry me without YOU being sick as a dog???
    Seriously, you can write a column as short, or as long, or not at all, and rest assured that all your loyal readers aren’t going to abandon you. NEVER
    I have watched two of my daughters suffer with this flu and both said they honestly thought they were going to die. Took both of them about 4 weeks to get over it. I can’t see that ‘China Flu’ being worse!
    So please take care of yourself! Good, funny, conservative columnist are hard to come by. ☺
    BTW… I watched the Senile Old Farts with Steven Crowder and crew last night. Only way I could stomach it. Never laughed so much over a dimwitocrat debate(?) in my adult life!! Stay safe, dear.

    • March 16, 2020 at 2:43 pm

      Absolutely what Juanita said. Even your sick as a dog columns get a gold star. You’re the best D. Take care, eat Doritos, throw shoes…youre still the Best!

  • March 16, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Get some rest!
    And plenty of fluids.
    We will all meet back here when you are feeling better.

  • March 16, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    Yet both are infinitely better than the fat, orange buffoon in the White House.

    • March 17, 2020 at 8:15 am

      How did you get in here? Kindly take your ass back to Huffpo and let us grownups communicate,m’kay?

    • March 17, 2020 at 8:32 am

      damn, I guess it was only a matter of time until the lefty trolls found your website

      • March 17, 2020 at 10:24 am

        Oh, they stop by from time-to-time just to remind us how absurd they are.

        • March 17, 2020 at 2:49 pm

          They’re like cockroaches-they can get in anywhere. Unfortunately, we can’t exterminate libturds…yet

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