Took him long enough, but just moments ago Bernie Sanders suspended his campaign.
Guess turning America into Cuba will have to be suspended as well.
Look on the bright side, Bernie. If we don’t reopen our economy soon, we just might be able to turn America into Cuba without you.
I imagine the Bernie Bros are pretty angry over this news.
Then again aren’t those guys always angry?
And now that Bernie suspended, they’ve got some decisions to make — toss their support behind old Joe, sit out the election, or vote for Trump. But with the DNC considering a “virtual” convention, one thing they won’t be doing is burning Milwaukee to the ground.
Though I wouldn’t put it past them not to burn Milwaukee down anyway.
On the plus side, Bernie Bros. Your hero might just get himself a fourth house out of this deal. That’s something, right?
What I want to know is with Liz Warren history and Bernie’s campaign suspended, who’s going to step into the breach and bellow at us now?
To be honest, I kind of forgot Bernie was still in the race. And I don’t think that’s entirely because of the Wuhan pandemic. The Sanders campaign pretty much became a non-entity after Michigan.
I think it’s fair to say that 2020 was Bernie Sanders’ last hurrah. The guy is going to be eighty next year, so this was it for him. He’ll just have to settle for being the completely ineffectual Senator from Vermont.
So now it’s official. Joe Biden is the last Democrat standing (figuratively standing, because I’m not certain Joe can actually, literally stand).
The Democrat National Committee finally got the old Castro-loving socialist to hit the bricks. I’m sure they’re simply delighted by this news.
The only question that remains unanswered, however, is will the DNC stick with Old Dementia Joe, or will they find a way to replace him at the convention?
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