Beto is an arm-flailing doofus

Beto is an arm-flailing doofus

For the life of me, I just cannot noodle out why Robert Francis O’Rourke makes reporters go all goo-goo eyed.

He’s an arm-flailing doofus.

Compared to him, John Kasich looks like an effective public speaker.

Beto is a geek.

I don’t care how many times he plays air drums or hops on a skateboard.  No amount of supposed “cool” can wash the doofus off of this guy.

He makes gamers look suave.

And yet.

Then again, these same girl reporters thought a big-eared doofus with a mole on his face was a modern-day matinee idol.

But what does it say about female reporters that they get all swoony over an arm-flapping doofus like O’Rourke?  Seriously girls.  You need to start hanging around with better looking men if Beto looks dreamy to you.

Going all gaga over O’Rourke makes about as much sense as going gaga over Napoleon Dynamite.

Doofus Beto Dynamite

As Rush Limbaugh likes to say, Politics is Hollywood for the ugly.  And only in politics could an arm-flapping doofus with a crooked nose and buck teeth be considered a hottie.

And, boy, does Beto love to flap his arms.

I thought maybe it was just his awkward campaign announcement video that made him look like an arm-flailing doofus.

But then I saw this clever mash-up from the Washington Free Beacon.

Good grief. Hold your friggin’ arm still, you dork.

And what’s with his need to hop onto countertops?

Doofus on a countertop

Does he think this is a scene from Coyote Ugly?

All that picture is missing is a skateboard and a sweaty shirt.

Actually, from now on, every picture of Beto should have the sweaty shirt Photoshopped in.

Sweaty Doofus

Even if he never wrote creepy teenage poetry about a cow polishing his balls or an equally creepy fantasy of running kids over with his car, Robert Francis O’Rourke is just too geeky and weird to be taken seriously. 

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13 thoughts on “Beto is an arm-flailing doofus

  • March 16, 2019 at 11:56 am

    Did you hear that Biden will be running soon? Perhaps Beta can be his running mate?

  • March 16, 2019 at 11:57 am

    Beto looks like Baba Booey from the Howard Stern Show.
    Beto Booey, Beto Booey.

    A new nickname for him.

  • March 16, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    AOC and her flip side, alter sex ego and culturally appropriating Beto ORourke remind me of two shimmering holograms. The two of them flexing and bending, twisting in some space time warp while being transmitted across galaxies and solar systems. Remember the old Superman comic books? Well there’s certainly something going on there with the hands, some sort of Mambo Italiano dance and courting ritual. It’s only a matter of time before they find each other. Newt Gingrich characterized AOC as a perfectly unexceptional graduate student who had perhaps gotten as far as reading one half of a book before abandoning her studies to enter politics. Compelling, if you’re a liberal, prog socialist, or even just some generic, lefty Democrat.

    This twit of a girl, so insular in her arrogance and ignorance now claims her economic model will resemble Sweden and Norway and not Venezuela, or Cuba. Well of course she would say that, except it wouldn’t, won’t and doesn’t and even allowing for the ridiculously false comparison of such sophomoric thinking, her “New Green Deal” model is simply nonsensical and, on its face. Yet, she circulates freely, publicly, almost daily making claims, which are entertained by both the Democratic Party and their public relations arm, the main stream, news media as, if spitting out cherry pits on the back porch while still not dressed, totally relaxed on some warm, lost summer morning.

    Not that it matters, her followers even more obtuse and ignorant than she and anyway, free stuff, special privilege, grievance, what’s not to like? Close enough for jazz, it all sounds good when you’ve been drinking, or abusing drugs. Go ahead, ask them. The fact that both Cortez and Beto are willing to confiscate that which belongs to others matters not. That’s always been the allure of socialism, the Marxist marriage between the monopoly on violence and state authorized compliance of the implementation and confiscation of private property while making empty promises of redistribution, or free stuff for the unprincipled and unworthy. Invariably, it ends in economic ruin, civil unrest and the resultant, predictable tyranny. Hello moto.

    • March 17, 2019 at 3:30 pm

      Well put. At least this upcoming liberal miscreant political circus is giving us patriots a lot of writing practice!

  • March 16, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    Maddows double.

  • March 16, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    Cows can’t polish their balls…they don’t have balls, they’re cows…

  • March 17, 2019 at 12:44 am

    It’s Beta, not Beto

  • March 17, 2019 at 9:36 am

    Beto has too much dirt in his past that will be too much to overcome as a top of the ticket candidate. However, he would be the perfect ‘useful idiot’ non threatening VP nomination. Think Joe Biden or “Sir Gaffe-a-Lot” as his performance as VP went along. Joe had no chance as a presidential candidate but he was a perfect VP. Sometimes entertaining, always not a threat politically. Even with the threats of his running he is not a viable candidate and any polling that says he has a good chance of winning is lying.

    Of all the male candidates Beto is sort of the ‘Anti-Trump’. I believe this explains his appeal. You have to remember that this ‘popularity’ was insufficient to get him elected to the senate. His appeal is not based on his achievements of which he has none but on his youthful appearance more than anything else. As the election season approaches you will begin to see more and more references to Trump’s age and his being ‘too old’ to grasp the real issues facing our nation. This will be an echo of Reagan’s second election. That will be the MSM’s talking point at some point. Beto is the antithesis of that.

  • March 17, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    OMG Dianny I’m in love with you. LoLoLoLoLoLoL this was a great one.

  • March 17, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    Could he take ahem, any more financing from fossil fuel giants?

    Then there are the Lockheed and the Boeing slush buckets ….

    Not that many years ago guys like lil’ Bobby LaPork would have been stood up next to a wall in China ….

  • March 18, 2019 at 3:08 am

    “…Politics is Hollywood for the ugly. And only in politics could … [Beto] be considered a hottie.
    …Robert Francis O’Rourke is just too geeky and weird to be taken seriously.”

    Good get, Dianny! That was GREAT humor.
    Limbaugh also says, for humor to be great it must have a grain of truth. In the great humor of this post, you poured out a sand bucket of truth onto Mr. O’Rourke. This humor and truth can be seen by anyone that will look.


  • March 19, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    I’m surprised Beto/Beta hasn’t used “Hand Jive” as his campaign theme song.

    This guy is such a dick.

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