When did Bill Clinton turn into Katharine Hepburn?

I’m sure by now you’ve seen the video clip of Billy boy campaigning for his wife and effectively bashing Barack Obama’s “awful legacy of the last eight years.”

“If you believe we can all rise together, if you believe we’ve finally come to the point where we can put the awful legacy of the last eight years behind us and the seven years before that when we were practicing trickle-down economics and no regulation in Washington, which is what caused the crash, then you should vote for her.”

As shocking as it is to hear Bill attack Obama’s legacy while his wife is running on continuing it for the next four years, the thing that really got me was how sickly he sounds. When I heard it, the first thing that popped into my head was, ” Good gracious! The guy’s voice is starting to waver like Kate Hepburn.”

Seriously, did Bill Clinton age sixty years overnight?

He’s wasting away before our very eyes. He’s dropped so much weight that his skin hangs off his face like he’s transformed into a white-haired Shar-Pei.

And now he’s got that trademark quivering, raspy voice of the late, great Katharine Hepburn.

Hepburn’s neurological disorder resulted in tremors and a shaking voice. So what’s wrong with Bill?

The Clintons have become a hot mess, haven’t they? Between Bill wasting away and Hillary’s constant coughing and hacking, it’s as if their own venal corruption is eating them alive.

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