But on the quantity of beers, her memory is a steel trap

So, when I was putting together the previous post, I happened across this tweet from CBS This Morning’s interview with Ford’s attorney:

She had a single beer.

Odd isn’t it?

She can’t remember the year of the party.

She can’t remember at whose house the party was held.

She can’t remember how she got there or how she left.

But when it comes to how many beers she consumed on one evening over thirty-five years ago, suddenly her foggy memory is as sharp as a tack.

Come on.

This strains credulity to put it mildly.

Hey, do you remember how many beers you drank at a party thirty-five years ago?

I sure as hell don’t.

I can’t even remember what I had for dinner thirty-five days ago.

Though, in the interests of full disclosure, it was probably soup. But only because I eat soup for dinner every day.

But this does explain why she appears to be reticent about testifying under oath.


Hit the Tip Jar!

Every dollar makes a difference! Hit the DONATE button in the side bar. Or, set up a recurring monthly contribution by choosing SUBSCRIBE. If you cannot afford to contribute, please whitelist PatriotRetort.com in your ad-blocker. Ads help pay for this site. And, as a promise to you, the ads are not obnoxious or overbearing and will never interfere with your enjoyment of PatriotRetort.com.

Share, share, share

11 thoughts on “But on the quantity of beers, her memory is a steel trap

  • September 18, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    Her work is done. Can you imagine: “But you said that all I would need to do is come forward. You PROMISED I would not have to testify!”

  • September 18, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    If the event was as traumatizing as she is suggesting, she would ABSOLUTELY remember where she was, when it happened, and HOW SHE GOT HOME. She was 15–she couldn’t drive. She didn’t have a cell phone. Did she use the house phone to call her parents, even though she’d been drinking? Did she use a neighbor’s phone? Did she get a ride from someone who was there? But doesn’t remember who? And how can she not remember when it happened but her attorney claims that Mark Judge was “blacked out drunk” on THAT SPECIFIC NIGHT?

  • September 18, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    I graduated HS in 1975. Big city boy I am. Plenty of partying. Returned to my hometown 5 years ago to help my mom in her last year.
    Naturally I run into people I haven’t seen in 35 years.
    We reminisce. We remember vivid details of many events. Another thing that happens is that we bring up ‘things we heard that happened.’
    Well as it turns out, we have all repeated things that we didn’t witness firsthand. Some of the people actually involved, set the record straight.
    In almost every case, the story greatly outdoes the actual event.

    • September 18, 2018 at 6:48 pm

      Like the game telephone. So true.

  • September 18, 2018 at 7:44 pm

    BTW – Dr. Ford? Unless this SJW-teaching tool of Deep State enmity is a medical doctor, I’m not sure why we’re using the Dr. form. I suppose it’s to add more “credibility.”

    Credible: I don’t think that term means what all these people are using it for.

    Write accusation, leaving out names and places and times. Fill in as needed. “Name?” “Accusation?” “Degree of sadz?” The game is rightly called Mad Libs!


    • September 18, 2018 at 10:41 pm

      If you can’t write a prescription for medicine or perform surger you are not a doctor. You are a BS artist Piling it Higher and Deeper.

  • September 19, 2018 at 11:00 am

    I have information from several reliable sources that Christine Ford has not paid her taxes in 5 years.
    These sources will be kept anonymous. Thank you.

  • September 19, 2018 at 11:11 am

    This to me is the key point to all this “…The men were stumbling drunk, one only needs to look at the writings of Mark Judge –who was the other person present…” This clown Mark Judge published a book in the 2000s about his drinking days in high school, and has several pictures of Judge Kavanaugh in there. Some leftist activist [probably several] saw this and said hey we can use this. So they had this book with a known published drunk from Kavanaugh’s school, and totally made this ‘incident’ up out of whole cloth, because Judge would be a very unreliable witness, and could make Kavanaugh guilty by association. Even with Judge denying this incident anything he says is tainted because, for example, he says in the book that they all pledged senior year ‘to drink 100 kegs’ and succeeded. It’s too good for the dems not to twist and use. They would say his memory of being at the incident is not reliable, just one of those 100 kegs, etc… the questions are already written.

    The lawyer tipped their hand here – they were going to USE this book purposely to cast doubt, demean and destroy. they are bottom-dwellers, and this is has their fingerprints all over it as a character assassination. Sick.

  • September 19, 2018 at 1:00 pm

    Dianny : You should do a photoshop with pervy Uncle Joe groping the reporter ; with Christine Blasey Ford’s high school face on it . . . Something like . . . Ohh Yea . . . I remember now . . . 🙂

  • September 19, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    Now she claims that she’s been getting death threats. Funnily, when someone on the Left claims to have received death threats, they can never produce them. No Twitter, Facebook, emails, phone texts or snail mail. We just have to take their word for it. Just like we have to take her word that Kavanaugh groped her sometime, some place “Don’t know where, don’t when.”

  • September 21, 2018 at 9:29 am

    If the one beer is true (Like Hell) she is the ultimate one beer bomber. It looks like to me that she was an easy lay give her a couple of beer and you got. it. between 50 and 60+ lovers in high school it is reported the original mattress back. She has CRS Syndrome (can’t remember shit) with every detail but the boys involved. Just one point that has been glossed over she told the therapist 4 boys then she changed it to 2 boys yet 3 boys were there and stated NOTHING Happened?????? WTF is it.

Comments are closed.