Can we call them stranded now?

Can we call them stranded now?

Remember last week when Peter Doocy asked Jen Psaki about Americans stranded in Afghanistan and she got all huffy and righteous?

Oh, boy, but Leftie Twitter went bananas over Psaki’s righteous anger.

Yas Kween!!!! #PsakiBomb!!!

You hear that? She has been very clear that they are not leaving Americans who want to return home; they are going to bring them home.

You have to admire Jen’s ability to feign righteous indignation. But her feigned indignation is absolutely infuriating given the fact that yesterday the last American troops boarded a transport and left Afghanistan and, guess what? They stranded several hundred (at least) Americans who wanted to return home.

But see, it’s actually no big deal that we left Americans stranded in a backward country run by a bunch of tenth century, goat-f*cking terrorists with billions of dollars of US military hardware. I mean, come on, man. We strand Americans all the time.

Yeah. It happened in Iran in 1979, and that all turned out okay in the end, didn’t it?

Sure, they ended up held hostage for four hundred and forty-four days. But, in the grand scheme of things, what’s four hundred and forty-four days?

Okay, yeah. The women stranded in Afghanistan might get raped and used as sex slaves by ISIS the way Kayla Mueller was when she was abducted by al Baghdadi. But come on. Stop being so nit-pickety.

This was the largest airlift in history. Over a hundred thousand people. Okay, only about five thousand of them were Americans. But still!

And, yeah we don’t have any earthly idea who these people are that we loaded onto planes and flew into the US. But, glass half full, guys.

Seriously, why are you Biden haters getting so bent out of shape over this?

It isn’t like we stranded fifteen thousand Americans. It was just the low hundreds. That’s chicken feed.

Okay, yeah. We stranded nearly five times the number of people than were held hostage in Iran. But, like I said, that all worked out okay.

And, honestly guys? You gotta hand it to the Taliban. They were real helpful to us!

Just because they’re hanging people by the neck and dangling them out of US Blackhawk helicopters doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give credit where credit is due.


What’s the big? At least they aren’t wearing a Viking hat and dressing like Conan while ambling through the US Capitol. Perspective, guys!

In fact, these Taliban folks aren’t all bad. We may even consider offering them aid.

On the bright side, it isn’t as if the Biden administration is considering flying over pallets of cash.

So, see, this whole Americans stranded thing isn’t such a big deal.

Really, folks. Chillax!


Forgive the sarcasm. Unfortunately, sarcasm is the defense mechanism I fall back on when I am trying desperately not to curse a blue streak.

That broken down old crock vowed that no Americans would be left behind – even if we had to stay longer to get them out.

This fucking asshole.

This repulsive, disgusting administration.

We should burn the entire Biden administration to the ground and piss on its ashes.

During her pointless Southeast Asian trip, that loathsome shrew Kamala repeatedly burped out the claim that getting Americans out was their “highest priority.”

No it wasn’t.

They stranded Americans for God’s sake!

They stranded American citizens in a hostile country run by terrorists.

I about hurled my iPad across the room when I saw this tweet from that pencil-necked State Department Spokesdweeb Ned Price.

They hung people from their neck and dangled them out of helicopters, you freaking waste of skin. You think they give a single solitary shit about “basic rights of the people?”

Jesus Lord. It’s like I said the other day, these faculty lounge academics are exactly like that scientist from “The Thing from Another Planet” trying to reason with the space alien hell-bent on killing everyone.

You know, it’s bad enough having incompetent people in government. But these incompetent people are getting Americans killed.

For crying out loud, the press went ballistic over a false story that President Trump called World War One vets “losers” and “suckers.” They shrieked and clutched their pearls over the false story that Russia was paying the Taliban bounties on American servicemen.

But the Biden administration’s bungling withdrawal, that killed thirteen of our troops and stranded hundreds of American citizens? Those assholes in the media are celebrating it as a “success.”

I’ve heard people say “I’m so angry, I could murder someone.” But I never felt that way before until today. Today, I am very close to reaching that level of fury.

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13 thoughts on “Can we call them stranded now?

  • August 31, 2021 at 1:51 pm

    Excellent essay! You aren’t alone in your disgust. I volunteer to participate in both the burning and the pissing.

  • August 31, 2021 at 2:33 pm

    They really DO believe that being woke is more important than being competent. This is just the tip of the iceberg…. there will be more failures as America rots away. Wokeness is a cancer that has invaded all of our institutions: military, education, medicine, big business…. even some churches. The surgery is going to have to be extensive and painful.

  • August 31, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    “We should burn the entire Biden administration to the ground and piss on its ashes.”
    Dianny Dianny Dianny, you’ve GOT to stop writing sentences like this, lest I be forced to unleash the marriage proposals. I can be very persuasive.

  • August 31, 2021 at 3:33 pm

    In a sane world China Joe would never have been “elected”. However, given the propensity for the Democrats to lie, cheat, steal, and lie as well as the media-entertainment-academic complex to support all that is Democrat/Socialist, we have been stuck with this senile, incompetent POS as well as holdovers from the Obama administration. I have my doubts that we will ever be able to rid this country of the stain that 8 years of Obama/Biden and less than one year of Biden/Harris have created, given that too many, even some supposedly on our side, have invested so much in the Establishment/Deep State “status quo”.

  • August 31, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    Does Jake Sullivan mean giving MORE aid to the taliban? These Washington bottom feeders, from xiden on down the line, already left them nearly $90 billion in military equipment, including planes, helicopters, ground vehicles, heavy machine guns, rifles, and ammo. As for flying in pallets of cash, that was taken care of by just leaving them in country for easy pickup. The lists of Americans and Afghan interpreters given to the sand-n*****s were just icing on the capitulation cake. For clarity, the Constitution quite clearly defines all of the above as TREASON. Every single scumbag in government who does not promptly introduce and advance articles of impeachment is complicit and guilty of the same high crime. I’m sure this will get started right after nutty Nancy relocates a bunch of unvetted young male adherents to the “religion of pieces” to her SF mansion and shares her personal stash of high priced ice cream with them (we know they like ice cream, we have the pictures to prove it).

  • August 31, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    I heard from some soldier that they (taliban-k or whatevs) tried to start the helicopters but couldn’t get them off the ground. So they were driving them across the airport like bumper cars. But, lo and behold, on the second day, they’re flying and giving tethered Pinochet rides. Which leads me to believe that either they found flight instructions on youtube or someone in the Afghan military (lol) was flying it FOR the Taliban-[assorted alphabet here].

    For every 1 story I see on TV about the Afghan army being our friends and we left the equipment for them… I hear 20 of how the Afghan army are dumb as rocks, untrustworthy, and will change their allegiance on a dime.

  • August 31, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    So, where is the outrage from our Republican “leaders?”

  • August 31, 2021 at 6:46 pm

    May I suggest boiling in oil, burning at the stake, high speed catapults into a brick wall, the iron maiden \m/, locked in a room with a dozen honey badgers fed nothing but raw meat and angel dust for a week, or, my personal favorite, drawing and quartering?

  • August 31, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    I probably shouldn’t say this, but may God strike him down.

    • September 1, 2021 at 12:56 am

      You don’t really want him to go. Think about it, Biden is unimpeachable: if he goes, we get Harris; and if they both go we get Pelosi — and it only gets worse down the succession ladder.

      Changing things at Federal level is a bit beyond our individual capabilities but we can work at the local level to regain control of our schools — kick out lefty school board members, fire whacky teachers, and reestablish a sound curriculum. As one pastor put it, “We cannot continue to send our children to Caesar for their education and be surprised when they come home as Romans.” Short of that, at least maintain a list of those “education professionals” who hurt our children (you know, the ones that want students to pledge allegiance to the gay flag, who push CRT, who think it’s okay for boys to compete as girls, etc.; we do that with sex offenders, why not with “child abusing educators” so we can insure they never get elected/hired again.

      • September 1, 2021 at 9:53 am

        Somebody mentioned another name instead of Stretch Pelosi and it was just as frightening. Stacey Adams.

        Actually, I want the whole damn cabal gone. Gone. Gone. Gone.

  • September 2, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    ohhhhh i don’t know dianny. hanging traitors; or throwing them out, seems to me like a mighty fine use for a helicopter. tad expensive; but hey…if you have pallets of benjamins; no worries! right?

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