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Donald Trump Economy Elections JoeMentia Biden 

This Economic News hurts Biden far more than HunterGate

October 29, 2020October 29, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, BidenGate, Economic growth, Lockdowns, Wuhan Panic

This economic news is yet another “Promises Made. Promises Kept” moment for President Trump. And the very last thing Team Biden wanted.

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Donald Trump Elections JoeMentia Biden 

This is how you know Joe stunk in the debate

October 23, 2020October 23, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, BidenGate, Presidential debates

After a four-day lid, a growing scandal and a bad debate performance, Biden is sticking close to home.

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Donald Trump Elections JoeMentia Biden 

“Look folks, here’s the deal:” Trump won

October 23, 2020October 23, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, BidenGate, Presidential debates

The President gave Biden just enough rope to hang himself.

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COMMA-la Harris Donald Trump 

While Joe steals Trump’s policies, Kamala steals his moves

October 20, 2020February 18, 2021 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Phony Kamala, Vapid Kamala

Since Team Biden steals everything from Trump, I guess it shouldn’t come as a galloping shock that Kamala decided to steal his moves.

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Donald Trump Elections Enslaved Press/Fake News 

The Shrew versus Donald Trump

October 16, 2020October 16, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, NBC Town Hall, Savannah Guthrie, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Someone should nominate President Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize just for having enough self-restraint to avoid punching Savannah Guthrie in the mouth.

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Donald Trump Enslaved Press/Fake News Wuhan Pandemic 

One SUV Ride made our garbage media melt down

October 5, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Media smears Trump, Trump has COVID, Wuhan virus

This brief SUV ride upset these idiots because what they want is President Trump lying prone in a hospital bed on a ventilator tapping out “I resign” in Morse code. And it just isn’t working out that way.

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Donald Trump Melania Trump The Resistance Wuhan Pandemic 

Soulless monsters wish death on the Trumps

October 2, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny the Hateful Left, Trump Derangement Syndrome, Trump has COVID, Wuhan virus

When the Left shows you who they are, believe them.

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Donald Trump Elections Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

What is the cost of lies?

September 30, 2020October 1, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Media smears Trump, Presidential debates

The first Trump/Biden debate and a salient question from the miniseries “Chernobyl.”

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Donald Trump JoeMentia Biden 

Did Chris Wallace replace Biden as the Democrat nominee?

September 30, 2020September 30, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Chris Wallace, Presidential debates

Chris Wallace spent more time debating Trump than Biden did. Any time the President drew blood, Chris rushed in like Mighty Mouse saving the helpless Polly Purebred.

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Donald Trump JoeMentia Biden The Obamas 

Trump’s tax returns? I don’t GAF

September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Dianny China Joe, Hunter Biden, Presidential pensions, Trump's tax returns

For decades, politicians have used “public service” as a way to become insanely wealthy. So you’ll excuse me if I don’t give a crap about Trump’s tax returns.

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