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Hillary Clinton Hollywood and Popular Culture 

Madonna is morphing into Hillary

February 9, 2023February 9, 2023 Dianny Grammy Awards, Madonna

If Madonna would embrace her age and stop dressing like a 13-year-old girl at the mall, perhaps she wouldn’t look so hideous.

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Hillary Clinton 

Those who can’t … teach at Columbia

January 6, 2023January 6, 2023 Dianny Columbia University

For Democrats, failure is always a resume-enhancer.

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Hillary Clinton Humor 

“Looking Ahead” my ass

January 1, 2022January 1, 2022 Dianny Bitter Hillary, New Year

Who does she think she’s fooling?

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Hillary Havisham
Hillary Clinton 

Hillary’s pathetic self-pity

December 10, 2021December 10, 2021 Dianny 2016 Presidential Election, Bitter Hillary

Hillary’s Miss Havisham-style obsession with losing used to be funny. Not anymore.

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Hillary Clinton Humor 

I’m starting to feel sorry for Bill Clinton

September 6, 2020September 6, 2020 Dianny Bill and Hillary, Bill Clinton, Trump Derangement Syndrome

I don’t know what kind of deal with the devil Bill and Hillary made that forces them to stay together. But it must have been really binding.

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Elections Hillary Clinton JoeMentia Biden 

Lose Disgracefully: Hillary’s advice to Joe Biden

August 26, 2020August 26, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Bitter Hillary

The only advice she has for the decrepit old man hiding in his basement is “Don’t do what I did; do what Stacey Abrams did and lose disgracefully.”

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Hillary Clinton Humor 

Crazy Eyes Redux

August 20, 2020August 20, 2020 Dianny Hillary at Democratic National Convention

Has all that botox and Chardonnay rendered Hillary’s eyelids inoperable? What is with those crazy eyes?

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Hillary Clinton Humor 

Just how thin is Hillary’s resume?

August 20, 2020August 20, 2020 Dianny Democratic National Convention, Hillary's accomplishments

How paper-thin is Hillary’s resume if 66% of it is losing to Donald Trump and giving a speech in 1995?

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Hillary Clinton Humor 

Ghislaine better have an insurance policy

July 2, 2020 Dianny Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein, The Clinton Crime Family

You have to have leverage over those murderous Clintons, otherwise say hello to a bedsheet noose.

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Hillary Clinton Wuhan Pandemic 

Bitter Drunk mocks America during a Pandemic

March 28, 2020June 10, 2021 Dianny Bitter Hillary, Wuhan virus

From “smartest, most qualified candidate to ever run for President,” to bitter, angry Twitter shit-poster. My, how the mighty have fallen.

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