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Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton Humor 

I’m starting to feel sorry for Bill Clinton

September 6, 2020September 6, 2020 Dianny Bill and Hillary, Bill Clinton, Trump Derangement Syndrome

I don’t know what kind of deal with the devil Bill and Hillary made that forces them to stay together. But it must have been really binding.

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Elections Hillary Clinton JoeMentia Biden 

Lose Disgracefully: Hillary’s advice to Joe Biden

August 26, 2020August 26, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Bitter Hillary

The only advice she has for the decrepit old man hiding in his basement is “Don’t do what I did; do what Stacey Abrams did and lose disgracefully.”

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Hillary Clinton Humor 

Crazy Eyes Redux

August 20, 2020August 20, 2020 Dianny Hillary at Democratic National Convention

Has all that botox and Chardonnay rendered Hillary’s eyelids inoperable? What is with those crazy eyes?

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Hillary Clinton Humor 

Just how thin is Hillary’s resume?

August 20, 2020August 20, 2020 Dianny Democratic National Convention, Hillary's accomplishments

How paper-thin is Hillary’s resume if 66% of it is losing to Donald Trump and giving a speech in 1995?

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Hillary Clinton Humor 

Ghislaine better have an insurance policy

July 2, 2020 Dianny Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein, The Clinton Crime Family

You have to have leverage over those murderous Clintons, otherwise say hello to a bedsheet noose.

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Hillary Clinton 

Bitter Drunk mocks America during a Pandemic

March 28, 2020March 28, 2020 Dianny Bitter Hillary, Wuhan virus

From “smartest, most qualified candidate to ever run for President,” to bitter, angry Twitter shit-poster. My, how the mighty have fallen.

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Hillary Clinton 

Hillary Rodham ChiCom

March 21, 2020March 21, 2020 Dianny ChiComs, Propaganda, Wuhan virus

The same dumb broad who claimed she wanted to be our “Champion” is parroting ChiCom propaganda and getting gobs of praise from the regime that got us in this mess.

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Hillary Clinton Humor 

Jeeze, Hillary, save some make-up for the rest of us

March 3, 2020March 3, 2020 Dianny Hillary on GMA

I’ve long believed that Hillary Clinton has no friends. And now I’m certain of it. Because friends don’t let friends leave the house looking like a reject from RuPaul’s Drag Race.

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Hillary Clinton 

Tulsi sues Hillary for defamation

January 22, 2020 Dianny Gabbard sues Clinton, Russia conspiracy, Tulsi Gabbard

Will Hillary’s reckless conspiracy theories come back to bite her on the ass?

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Democrats/Leftists Elections Hillary Clinton 

Hillary Rejoins the DNC’s Wars Against the Roses

January 21, 2020January 21, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, DNC rigged nomination, Elizabeth Warren

Just as the smoldering war between Warren and Bernie’s red rose army begins to settle down, Hillary rushes onto the battlefield to reignite the fire.

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