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Playing Pretend: Biden’s Imaginary Supporters

Maybe Team Biden should take a page out of the MLB’s playbook and set up cardboard people. Because this is just pathetic.

Yesterday Team Biden stuck their avatar in a field to do his best Greta Thunberg impersonation, and the poor guy got upstaged by a bug.

If Biden fell in a forest, would anyone even notice?

Nothing says “I follow science and facts” quite like believing hurricanes and wildfires are Mother Earth dispensing some righteous wrath.

Can’t you just hear the death rattle? Welcome to the Lifeless Campaign of Joseph Robinette Biden.

I don’t know what kind of deal with the devil Bill and Hillary made that forces them to stay together. But it must have been really binding.

Everything this decrepit old bastard does he steals from someone else – even what cities to visit.

Since Nancy is free to go get her hair done in a salon, I thought I’d suggest some alternative hairstyles.

The more these political hacks defy these lockdown orders, the less likely it is the rest of us will put up with it much longer.

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: Sudden flip-flop on BLM/Antifa rioting sends Harris to the hospital with severe whiplash.