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PETA: “To put these majestic animals at risk – flying them by helicopter into Pakistan, supplying them with weapons of war – it’s just egregious!”

Is this Satire? Cuomo and Abrams being considered for Biden AG

This is the problem with 2020 in a nutshell. It is becoming impossible to differentiate between real news and satire.

Maybe Team Biden should take a page out of the MLB’s playbook and set up cardboard people. Because this is just pathetic.

Yesterday Team Biden stuck their avatar in a field to do his best Greta Thunberg impersonation, and the poor guy got upstaged by a bug.

If Biden fell in a forest, would anyone even notice?

Nothing says “I follow science and facts” quite like believing hurricanes and wildfires are Mother Earth dispensing some righteous wrath.

Can’t you just hear the death rattle? Welcome to the Lifeless Campaign of Joseph Robinette Biden.

I don’t know what kind of deal with the devil Bill and Hillary made that forces them to stay together. But it must have been really binding.

Everything this decrepit old bastard does he steals from someone else – even what cities to visit.

Since Nancy is free to go get her hair done in a salon, I thought I’d suggest some alternative hairstyles.