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Immigration / Illegals

Democrats/Leftists Immigration / Illegals 

Behind the lawn-sign platitudes beats the heart of a NIMBY

September 17, 2022 Dianny Governor Ron DeSantis, Martha's Vineyard, Sanctimonious Leftists, Virtue-signaling

When lawn-sign platitudes meet reality, reality wins every time.

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Foreign Policy Immigration / Illegals JoeMentia Biden Wuhan Pandemic 

Beach Blanket Bozo

September 18, 2021September 18, 2021 Dianny Biden Administration, Hidin' Biden, Joe calls a lid

After a week of cascading catastrophes, Biden heads to the beach.

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COMMA-la Harris Immigration / Illegals 

NYT: Kamala’s not ready for the Majors; let her play T-Ball

June 30, 2021June 30, 2021 Dianny Phony Kamala, Vapid Kamala

Even the New York Times knows Kamala is in over her head.

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COMMA-la Harris Immigration / Illegals 

Kamala’s Root Causes dog and pony show

April 16, 2021April 16, 2021 Dianny Border Crisis, Phony Kamala, Vapid Kamala

It’s a textbook example of “the boss is coming, try and look busy!”

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COMMA-la Harris Immigration / Illegals 

Chicago: That well-known border town

April 8, 2021April 8, 2021 Dianny Border Crisis, Optics, Vapid Kamala

Finally! President🤣 Biden’s Border Crisis Chief Kamala “Hyena” Harris was spotted yesterday in that well-known border town of Chicago, Illinois. Sure,

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COMMA-la Harris Immigration / Illegals 

If this is an example of Hyena Harris in charge, we got a problem

April 6, 2021April 7, 2021 Dianny Border Crisis, Phony Kamala, Vapid Kamala

Does Harris have a different definition of “in charge?”

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Democrats/Leftists Immigration / Illegals 

Dianny’s Annual Christmas Story

December 24, 2019December 24, 2019 Dianny The Christmas Story

Carrying on an annual tradition of reminding the Left that Joseph and Mary weren’t illegal immigrants hiding in the shadows of a stable.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Immigration / Illegals 

Those Mormons had it coming!

November 6, 2019November 6, 2019 Dianny Border Crisis, Garbage Media, Mexican narco-terrorists

Sure, let’s not focus on the narco-terrorists just south of our Border. Nope. Let’s pick apart those weird Mormons that got slaughtered.

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non-citizens party
Democrats/Leftists Immigration / Illegals 

The DNC is Fundraising in Mexico – makes sense

August 21, 2019August 21, 2019 Dianny DNC, Mexico, The Non-Citizens Party, Tom Perez

But don’t worry folks. The DNC will only accept money from American ex-pats and not from citizens of Mexico. Pinky swear!

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Immigration / Illegals 

Nicolle Wallace “Misspoke”

August 7, 2019August 7, 2019 Dianny MSNBC, Nicolle Wallace

Nicolle Wallace claims she “misspoke” when she said on air that Trump talks of “exterminating Latinos.” She didn’t misspeak. It’s what she meant to say.

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