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The creepy, pervy, confused old cooter

Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

Christianity Lite: All the pomp, but zero catechism

January 24, 2021January 24, 2021 Dianny 6 Comments Devout Catholic Joe, New York Times, The religion of Progressivism

Move over Amy Coney Barrett, there’s a new media-approved Christian in town!

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Economy JoeMentia Biden 

Economic Wrecking Ball

January 23, 2021January 23, 2021 Dianny 9 Comments Fossil Fuels, Lockdowns, Paris Climate Accord, Wuhan Panic

With the wave of his pen, Joe Biden delivers the death-blow to an economy already crippled by the foolish and cynical COVID lockdowns.

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Big Government JoeMentia Biden 

Interagency consensus is back in charge

January 21, 2021January 21, 2021 Dianny 1 Comment Biden Administration, Federal bureaucracy, Unelected Bureaucracy

Under Biden, US policy will again be determined by the army of unelected, unaccountable bureaucrats that skitter through the Executive Branch like cockroaches.

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COMMA-la Harris Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

Warning: Some Inauguration coverage not suitable for children

January 20, 2021January 20, 2021 Dianny Biden Inauguration, Media bias

After all those years of unwanted touching, Joe finally found people eager to quiver with orgasmic delight at the mere sight of him.

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Healthcare JoeMentia Biden 

Dude. Biden nominates PA Grandma Killer to HHS

January 19, 2021January 19, 2021 Dianny Biden cabinet, Richard Rachel Levine, Wuhan virus

Why would Team Biden select a dude with that kind of track record for death? Because the dude thinks he’s a lady. That’s why.

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COMMA-la Harris JoeMentia Biden 

The Modern-Day Henry VI and Margaret of Anjou

January 19, 2021 Dianny Biden Inauguration, Dementia Joe, Henry VI, Margaret of Anjou

Tomorrow, surrounded by military loyal to him, this near-catatonic quarter-wit along with the real power-behind-the-throne will be installed.

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JoeMentia Biden 

These Performative Optics will Backfire

January 18, 2021January 18, 2021 Dianny Biden Inauguration, Operation Backfire

They might have thought these optics would make Trump voters look bad. But in reality, it makes Team Biden look insecure and deeply paranoid.

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JoeMentia Biden 

A Fitting Inauguration

January 17, 2021 Dianny Biden Inauguration, Virtual Joe Biden

A crowd-free swearing-in is a fitting Inauguration for a guy who waved to empty fields and campaigned in front of a dozen of empty chairs set inside giant white circles.

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JoeMentia Biden The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Blair House basement prepared for incoming President-elect

January 15, 2021January 15, 2021 Dianny Basement Joe, Inauguration

As is custom, Joe Biden will stay at Blair House the day before the Inauguration. And the White House staff wants to make him feel at home.

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Economy JoeMentia Biden 

Daft old codger: It’s time to raise the minimum wage

January 13, 2021January 13, 2021 Dianny Lockdowns, Minimum Wage

Crushing Small Business seems an odd way to “Build Back Better.”

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