Governor Menu Monitor
The first bar that offers a Potato Chip on Rye with French Onion dip as a condiment (sandwich parts sold separately) will win my undying affection.
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New York State
Ordering the Sampler Appetizer platter protects you from COVID
Cuomo issues yet another dictate that will do the sum total of nothing. Which is still a better outcome than most of his COVID-related orders.
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Nero de Blasio: Fiddling with paint while NYC Burns
Skyrocketing murders? Meh. But don’t you dare graffiti over Nero de Blasio’s graffiti!
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Mayor Antifa finds someone he hates more than the Jews
Bill de Blasio takes time out from doing nothing about the epidemic of violence in his city to celebrate the prosecution of “Central Park Karen.”
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Delusions of Grandeur
Only someone with delusions of grandeur, who oversaw such a catastrophic failure, would think he has the moral standing to lecture any other governor on COVID response.
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Cuomo embraces the travel restrictions he once attacked
Gumped-Up Blowhard who threatened to sue any states that restricted travel by New Yorkers changes his tune now that the travel is going the other way.
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Let the Blame Game Begin!
The smoke hasn’t even cleared in NYC and already the dumb-namic duo are playing the blame game.
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This is what a Leadership Vacuum looks like
When the smoke clears, both Cuomo and de Blasio will twist themselves into knots in order to blame someone else for the leadership vacuum they’ve created.
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Governor Grim Reaper
While some doofus prances around the Florida beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper, the real Bringer of Death is haunting the Governor’s mansion in New York.
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Cuomonavirus
While Europe may have seeded the outbreak in NY, it was Cuomo’s bungling that seeded the rest of the country.
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