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New York State

Democrats/Leftists New York State 

Taxpayers foot the bill to combat vaccine skepticism Cuomo fomented

December 10, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic

It isn’t our job to pay for this hot-head’s incompetence and stupidity.

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Hollywood and Popular Culture New York State 

Andy got an Emmy because the Left rewards failure

November 26, 2020November 26, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic, Wuhan virus

He isn’t really a leader, he just plays one on TV.

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New York State 

Il Douche

November 22, 2020November 22, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Thanksgiving, Tyranny, Wuhan Panic

New York Sheriffs are refusing to enforce Il Douche Cuomo’s Thanksgiving Dictate. And Il Douche is not amused.

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New York State 

Grandma Killer Cuomo Gets a Raise

November 18, 2020November 19, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo

For a job horribly done, this arrogant, incompetent man is about to become the country’s highest paid governor.

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Democrats/Leftists New York State 

This prat is the least self-aware man in the world

November 16, 2020November 17, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan virus

Has there ever been a bigger blowhard than Andrew Cuomo?

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New York State 

Now Cuomo is coming for Thanksgiving

November 12, 2020November 12, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Thanksgiving, Tyranny, Wuhan Panic

The piece of trash is hell-bent on sucking all the joy out of life.

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New York State 

Governor Menu Monitor

July 24, 2020July 24, 2020 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic

The first bar that offers a Potato Chip on Rye with French Onion dip as a condiment (sandwich parts sold separately) will win my undying affection.

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Humor New York State 

Ordering the Sampler Appetizer platter protects you from COVID

July 17, 2020February 28, 2021 Dianny Andrew Cuomo, Wuhan Panic

Cuomo issues yet another dictate that will do the sum total of nothing. Which is still a better outcome than most of his COVID-related orders.

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New York State 

Nero de Blasio: Fiddling with paint while NYC Burns

July 14, 2020July 14, 2020 Dianny Bill de Blasio, Black Lives Matter riots, Davell Gardner, NYC murders

Skyrocketing murders? Meh. But don’t you dare graffiti over Nero de Blasio’s graffiti!

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Democrats/Leftists New York State 

Mayor Antifa finds someone he hates more than the Jews

July 7, 2020July 7, 2020 Dianny Bill de Blasio, Black Lives Matter riots, Central Park Karen, New York City

Bill de Blasio takes time out from doing nothing about the epidemic of violence in his city to celebrate the prosecution of “Central Park Karen.”

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