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Politics Republicans 

Some thoughts on the House Speaker Battle

January 8, 2023January 8, 2023 Dianny Chip Roy, Congress, Speaker race

Members of Congress get a crash course in self-government and it turns out that some of them aren’t up to the job.

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Big Government Republicans 

Senate Republicans Celebrate Their Surrender

August 8, 2021August 8, 2021 Dianny Infrastructure Spending, Senate Republicans, The Surrender Party

Nothing gets these guys more excited than surrendering to Democrats.

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Politics Republicans 

Glenn Close Cheney is going full-on Fatal Attraction

May 18, 2021May 18, 2021 Dianny Liz Cheney, NeverTrump Republicans

How long before Kevin McCarthy comes home to find Frank boiling in a pot of water on the stove?

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Politics Republicans 

Operation Circle the RINOs!

May 5, 2021 Dianny Liz Cheney, RINOs, The Surrender Party

We finally found something the Surrender Caucus will fight for: themselves.

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Republicans The Resistance 

Adam Kinzinger (who can’t move past Trump) wants GOP to move past Trump

February 24, 2021February 24, 2021 Dianny Adam Kinzinger, NeverTrump Republicans, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Might as well face it you’re addicted to Trump.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News Republicans 

Liz Cheney has the political instincts of a kumquat

February 24, 2021 Dianny Liz Cheney, Lying Leftists, Media narrative, The Surrender Party

Was Liz Cheney developed in a lab by feckless, loser Republicans? Did Dr. Frankenstein dig up the body of John

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Elections Republicans 

Nikki Haley? LOL! I don’t think so

February 17, 2021February 17, 2021 Dianny Gentlemen Losers, Nikki Haley, Republican Establishment

Are you ready for Maybelline Mitt Romney?

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Democrats/Leftists Enslaved Press/Fake News Republicans 

Liz McCainey

January 14, 2021 Dianny Establishment Republicans, Liz Cheney, Shampeachment

Liz McCainey rushed into impeachment with the same thoughtless disregard these establishment Republicans showed when they rushed into foreign wars.

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Donald Trump Elections Republicans 

Georgia: GOP rejects Trump’s voter base … and loses

January 6, 2021January 6, 2021 Dianny Georgia run-off, Mitch McConnell, Republican base, The Surrender Party

Naturally because nobody in the political establishment ever takes responsibility for anything, the Republican establishment is blaming Trump for last

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Elections Republicans 

Lickspittle Mitt

January 3, 2021January 3, 2021 Dianny Mitt Romney, The Surrender Party, Voter fraud

Lickspittle Mitt is the poster boy for this kind of sniveling, sycophantic surrender establishment Republicans are known for.

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