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Second Amendment

Guns and gun control

Humor Second Amendment Social Media 

When your 15 minutes of fame are long over

August 22, 2020August 26, 2020 Dianny Camera Hogg, David Hogg

There’s something Karmic about David getting such a resounding NO on the very social media platform that helped him extend his 15 minutes of fame well past its sell date.

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Agitprop Second Amendment 

Oberst-Gruppenführer O’Reich

September 14, 2019September 15, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Gun confiscation, Gun Control, Robert Francis O'Rourke

“Ve haff vays ov making you disarm” says Oberst-Gruppenführer Robert Francis O’Reich.

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Second Amendment 

Beto Hogg exposes his inner fascist

September 1, 2019September 1, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Liberty versus Tyranny

“There was a shooting in my hometown, therefore I have the moral authority to infringe on your rights!”

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Elections Humor Second Amendment 

Beto Swalwell: Same losing ideas but with twice the arm flailing

August 19, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Beto O'Rourke, Eric Swalwell, Gun-grabbing leftists, Robert Francis O'Rourke

Last week Robert Francis O’Rourke decided to “reinvent” himself and “relaunch” his flailing arms campaign by rebranding himself Eric Swalwell II

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Conservative media Second Amendment 

The flare is still here, so enjoy this PJW video

August 6, 2019 Dianny Paul Joseph Watson

My two-week-long Lupus flare is still beating the everloving crap out of me. So I’m calling it a day. I’ll leave you with Paul Joseph Watson’s latest video.

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COMMA-la Harris Second Amendment 

Police State Kamala

August 6, 2019August 13, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Kamala Harris, Tyranny

A hypothetical President Kamala wants to turn legal gun owners into felons with the wave of her pen. And if they refuse to surrender their guns, she will take them by force.

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Democrats/Leftists Elections Second Amendment 

Eric Swalwell: the David Hogg of Presidential candidates

April 4, 2019April 4, 2019 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Eric Swalwell, Gun Control

Vacuous media whore with a thin resume plans to kick off 2020 in Parkland, Florida.

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Democrats/Leftists Second Amendment 

Scott Israel needs a new job

January 12, 2019January 12, 2019 Dianny Governor Ron DeSantis, Parkland shooting, Sheriff Scott Israel

It took nearly 11 months, but Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel is Sheriff no more.

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Nuke-em Swalwell
Democrats/Leftists Humor Second Amendment 

Nuke ‘em Swalwell

November 17, 2018November 18, 2018 Dianny Eric Swalwell, Gun Control, Stupid Democrats

Have you noticed that the politicians who think they know better than us turn out to be the stupidest people on earth?

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Democrats/Leftists Second Amendment 

Don’t worry Emma, strawmen can’t drive

October 9, 2018October 10, 2018 Dianny Emma Gonzalez, Leftist strawmen, the NRA

As Antifa forces drivers off the road, Emma Gonzalez fears those terrorists in the NRA.

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