Skip to content

PatriotRetort.com

Conservative Commentary and Satire

PatriotRetort.com

  • Home
  • About Dianny
  • DIANNY Image Vault
    • The Harris-Biden Gallery
    • The Barack Hussein Obama Wing
    • The Clinton Family Gallery
    • DIANNY Movie Posters
    • The Rogues’ Gallery
    • The 25-to-Life Gallery
  • Books by Dianny
  • Blog Roll
  • Contact

COMMA-la Harris

Resume-packing political opportunist, COMMA-la Harris will hop on anything in her climb to the top.

COMMA-la Harris Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

Warning: Some Inauguration coverage not suitable for children

January 20, 2021January 20, 2021 Dianny Biden Inauguration, Media bias

After all those years of unwanted touching, Joe finally found people eager to quiver with orgasmic delight at the mere sight of him.

Read more
COMMA-la Harris JoeMentia Biden 

The Modern-Day Henry VI and Margaret of Anjou

January 19, 2021 Dianny Biden Inauguration, Dementia Joe, Henry VI, Margaret of Anjou

Tomorrow, surrounded by military loyal to him, this near-catatonic quarter-wit along with the real power-behind-the-throne will be installed.

Read more
COMMA-la Harris 

Kamala gets another bedsheet for a backdrop

January 10, 2021January 20, 2021 Dianny Media bias, Vogue

Whose idea was it to pose Kamala in front of a bedsheet? Is Vogue’s fashion editor a lover of irony; or is he or she a Liz Warren supporter?

Read more
COMMA-la Harris Humor 

The Fictional Tales of Kamala Mitty

January 5, 2021January 5, 2021 Dianny Phony Kamala

Obama had composite girlfriends. Kamala Mitty has a composite life story.

Read more
COMMA-la Harris 

That’s not “Leading by example;” that’s Damage Control

December 31, 2020December 31, 2020 Dianny COVID Vaccine, Flip-flopping Kamala, Wuhan Panic

Kamala stages a vaccine photo-op to try and undo the damage her own big mouth caused. And that’s not “Leading by example.”

Read more
COMMA-la Harris Humor 

Have yourself a Kamala little Kwanzaa

December 27, 2020December 27, 2020 Dianny Kwanzaa, Pandering, Phony Kamala

Does anyone on Planet Earth actually think Kamala’s cherished Kwanzaa memories with multiple generations of her Tamil Indian family are on the up-and-up?

Read more
COMMA-la Harris Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden Scandal Central 

Is Operation 25th Amendment Already Underway?

December 10, 2020December 10, 2020 Dianny 25th Amendment, China Joe, Dementia Joe, Hunter Biden

They put up with Biden for as long as they needed. And now they don’t think they need him anymore.

Read more
COMMA-la Harris JoeMentia Biden 

If Joe disagrees with Kamala he’ll resign – Um … Okay

December 4, 2020December 4, 2020 Dianny Biden gaffes, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris

Who’s calling the shots in the so-called “Biden Administration?”

Read more
Big Government COMMA-la Harris 

“I always feel like somebody’s watching me”

November 17, 2020November 17, 2020 Dianny Big Brother Government

Did the news media declare Kamala Harris the Nosy Parker-Elect?

Read more
COMMA-la Harris Democrats/Leftists Elections 

Commie Commie Commie Commie Commie Kamala

November 2, 2020November 2, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Kamala Harris, Marxism, Socialism

Kamala Harris drops all pretense and comes out of the Commie Closet.

Read more
  • ← Previous

Search PatriotRetort.com

Donate!

Or Subscribe!

Set up a recurring monthly donation by subscribing
Subscription options

Get the latest book by Dianny!

Available at Amazon, Apple iBooks, Barnes & Noble Nook Store, and at Smashwords!

Recent Posts

  • Yes Dianny is on Gab
  • The Pen of a Mindless Dictator
  • It’s a Lupus Day
  • The Recall Newsom effort is making Gavin nervous
  • Christianity Lite: All the pomp, but zero catechism

Recent Comments

  • David on The Pen of a Mindless Dictator
  • Chuck on Yes Dianny is on Gab
  • glenny on The Pen of a Mindless Dictator
  • c on Yes Dianny is on Gab
  • Glenda T. Goode on The Pen of a Mindless Dictator

Archives

Categories

Copyright © 2021 PatriotRetort.com. All rights reserved.
Theme: ColorMag by ThemeGrill. Powered by WordPress.