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Wildly Inaccurate, but not CNN inaccurate.™

Humor JoeMentia Biden The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Malfunction in Animatronic Biden Delays SOTU

February 27, 2021February 27, 2021 Dianny 1 Comment Dementia Joe, State of the Union Address

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BREAKING: Hasbro to change its name to Has-Sibling

February 26, 2021February 26, 2021 Dianny 4 Comments Gender politics, Hasbro, Mr. Potato Head

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: Transphobic toy company jettisons cis-gendered name.

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JoeMentia Biden The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Blair House basement prepared for incoming President-elect

January 15, 2021January 15, 2021 Dianny Basement Joe, Inauguration

As is custom, Joe Biden will stay at Blair House the day before the Inauguration. And the White House staff wants to make him feel at home.

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PETA outraged that seals were used to take out bin Laden

October 24, 2020October 24, 2020 Dianny Presidential debates, Trump says coyotes

PETA: “To put these majestic animals at risk – flying them by helicopter into Pakistan, supplying them with weapons of war – it’s just egregious!”

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BREAKING: Has Hunter been spotted in Sicily?

October 21, 2020October 24, 2020 Dianny BidenGate, Hunter Biden

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COMMA-la Harris Humor The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

BREAKING: Kamala Harris injured due to sudden flip-flop

August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Dianny Black Lives Matter riots, Flip-flopping Kamala, Kamala Harris

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: Sudden flip-flop on BLM/Antifa rioting sends Harris to the hospital with severe whiplash.

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Humor JoeMentia Biden The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Biden Campaign testing Behavior Modification Helmet

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Dementia Joe

EXCLUSIVE From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.

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Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren Humor The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Exclusive: Behind the Scenes as Liz learns to drink beer

January 2, 2019February 1, 2020 Dianny Campaign of Cringe, Liz drinks a beer

The Widly Inaccurate Dianny News Service goes behind the scenes of Liz Warren’s beer drinking livestream.

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BREAKING: Trump colludes with God!!!!

July 13, 2017 Dianny Religious leaders lay hands on Trump, Trump prays in Oval Office

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: Evidence emerges that the President is colluding with the Almighty.

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BREAKING: CNN Rejects Advocacy in Favor of Objective Reporting

April 1, 2017 Dianny April Fools Day, CNN Sucks, Fake News

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