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The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service

Wildly Inaccurate, but not CNN inaccurate.™

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Biden offers to appoint UK’s first black woman prime minister

July 7, 2022July 7, 2022 Dianny Boris Johnson, Joe Biden

EXCLUSIVE from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.

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Biden and Democrat Leaders introduce The Brevity Act

April 15, 2021April 15, 2021 Dianny Bill of Rights, Free speech, Gun Control

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Behind the Scenes: WH Vaccine strategy meeting

April 13, 2021April 13, 2021 Dianny Biden Administration, COVID Vaccine, Wuhan Panic

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.

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Biden EO to Limit 19th Amendment to Hotties with Nice-Smelling Hair

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Dianny Gropey Joe, Gun Control, Gun-grabbing leftists

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.

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EXCLUSIVE: Cheat Sheets are nothing new for Joe

March 26, 2021March 26, 2021 Dianny Biden Press Conference, Dementia Joe

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Malfunction in Animatronic Biden Delays SOTU

February 27, 2021February 27, 2021 Dianny Dementia Joe, State of the Union Address

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BREAKING: Hasbro to change its name to Has-Sibling

February 26, 2021February 26, 2021 Dianny Gender politics, Hasbro, Mr. Potato Head

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: Transphobic toy company jettisons cis-gendered name.

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JoeMentia Biden The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Blair House basement prepared for incoming President-elect

January 15, 2021January 15, 2021 Dianny Basement Joe, Inauguration

As is custom, Joe Biden will stay at Blair House the day before the Inauguration. And the White House staff wants to make him feel at home.

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PETA outraged that seals were used to take out bin Laden

October 24, 2020October 24, 2020 Dianny Presidential debates, Trump says coyotes

PETA: “To put these majestic animals at risk – flying them by helicopter into Pakistan, supplying them with weapons of war – it’s just egregious!”

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BREAKING: Has Hunter been spotted in Sicily?

October 21, 2020October 24, 2020 Dianny BidenGate, Hunter Biden

Exclusive report from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.

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