Malfunction in Animatronic Biden Delays SOTU
Exclusive report from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service
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BREAKING: Hasbro to change its name to Has-Sibling
From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: Transphobic toy company jettisons cis-gendered name.
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Blair House basement prepared for incoming President-elect
As is custom, Joe Biden will stay at Blair House the day before the Inauguration. And the White House staff wants to make him feel at home.
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PETA outraged that seals were used to take out bin Laden
PETA: “To put these majestic animals at risk – flying them by helicopter into Pakistan, supplying them with weapons of war – it’s just egregious!”
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BREAKING: Has Hunter been spotted in Sicily?
Exclusive report from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.
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BREAKING: Kamala Harris injured due to sudden flip-flop
From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: Sudden flip-flop on BLM/Antifa rioting sends Harris to the hospital with severe whiplash.
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Biden Campaign testing Behavior Modification Helmet
EXCLUSIVE From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.
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Exclusive: Behind the Scenes as Liz learns to drink beer
The Widly Inaccurate Dianny News Service goes behind the scenes of Liz Warren’s beer drinking livestream.
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BREAKING: Trump colludes with God!!!!
From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: Evidence emerges that the President is colluding with the Almighty.
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BREAKING: CNN Rejects Advocacy in Favor of Objective Reporting
Breaking news from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.
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