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The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service

Wildly Inaccurate, but not CNN inaccurate.™

Humor JoeMentia Biden The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Biden Campaign testing Behavior Modification Helmet

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020 Dianny 2020 Presidential Election, Dementia Joe

EXCLUSIVE From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.

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Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren Humor The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Exclusive: Behind the Scenes as Liz learns to drink beer

January 2, 2019February 1, 2020 Dianny Campaign of Cringe, Liz drinks a beer

The Widly Inaccurate Dianny News Service goes behind the scenes of Liz Warren’s beer drinking livestream.

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BREAKING: Trump colludes with God!!!!

July 13, 2017 Dianny Religious leaders lay hands on Trump, Trump prays in Oval Office

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: Evidence emerges that the President is colluding with the Almighty.

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Enslaved Press/Fake News The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

BREAKING: CNN Rejects Advocacy in Favor of Objective Reporting

April 1, 2017 Dianny April Fools Day, CNN Sucks, Fake News

Breaking news from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.

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Hillary Clinton Humor The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

EXCLUSIVE: California secessionists choose Hillary to be queen

November 23, 2016 Dianny Calexit, California secession

Exclusive report from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.

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Hillary Clinton Humor The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

EXCLUSIVE: Excerpts from Hillary’s new memoir “Rode Hard”

November 20, 2016 Dianny Drunken Hillary, Hillary's memoir

An exclusive peek into the first draft of Hillary’s newest book — brought to you by the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service.

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Hillary Clinton Humor The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Behind the scenes as Hillary learns the bad news

November 9, 2016 Dianny Hillary loses election, Trump wins

Wanted to be a fly on the wall? Thanks to the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service, you can!

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Enslaved Press/Fake News The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Time for the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service to change its slogan

August 11, 2016August 11, 2016 Dianny Clinton News Network, CNN, CNN lies about Secret Service

It doesn’t say much for “mainstream news” when the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service is more accurate the CNN.

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Hillary Clinton The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Hillary Robot suffers unexpected programming malfunction

August 4, 2016 Dianny Protesters interrupt Hillary, Robot Hillary, Secret Service rushes to Hillary during rally

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: The Hillary-Bot almost goes into full system overload before a live, albeit tiny, audience.

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Terrorism The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

The European Terror Attack Emergency Kit

July 23, 2016 Dianny James Taylor, John Kerry, Terror in Europe

The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service reveals Obama State Department’s secret weapon against European terror attacks.

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