Is Chappaqua Granny off her meds?

Chappaqua Granny

I read the transcript of the tinfoil hatty, conspiracy-laden speech Chappaqua Granny delivered sometime yesterday afternoon when Breitbart posted it.

The first thing I thought when I got done was “where’s the guy with her Diazepam pen? Granny is off her meds.”

It had been my intention to write about it as soon as I finished the transcript.

But honestly? Every other word would have been spelled C*U*N*T.

I’ll blame it on the Lupus.

As the evening progressed, the madder I got.

But at two in the morning, while I was unable to sleep (thanks to Lupus), I started finding humor in it.

Talk about crapping the sheets in front of television news cameras.

And not just any sheets.

But the sheets worn by her “mentor” and “friend” the late Klansman Robert Byrd.

I found it all manner of hilarious that Hillary Clinton actually stood on a stage and read headlines from Brietbart. I could just see the transcript: “Pause for collective gasp of horror from crowd small gathering in front of you.

Granny read out each headline as if it said “Heil Hitler Trump, Our Führer.”

Here’s one of the Breitbart Headlines Granny used to scandalize those in attendance:

Trump wants GOP to court black voters — then slams voting rights for felons

Wait. No. That isn’t a Breitbart headline. That was from the racists at CNN.

She also itemized things Trump has said that all but prove what a big, fat racist he is.

Like, when Trump called Jesse Jackson a “God-damned nigger!”

Okay, sorry. No.

Trump didn’t do that. Granny did.

She went to great lengths to prove that the man whose own daughter, son-in-law, daughter-in-law and grandchildren are a Jewish is a big anti-Semite.

She quoted when Trump shouted:
“Stupid Kike” and “fucking Jew bastard.”

Crap. I did it again. Trump didn’t do that. Granny did.

I don’t know who thought this was a good idea, but it was a really bad idea.

You know all those news reports that say Trump’s outreach to black voters is not amounting to anything?

Yeah. Right.

All you have to do is look at the fact that Hillary Resting Clinton felt the need to stand on a stage and read this ridiculous speech. Nothing says “Team Clinton is deeply worried that Mr. Trump’s outreach is effective” quite like it.

And what better way to frighten black people into staying on the Democrat Plantation than to stand on a stage in front of cameras and shrilly declare “Well, oh yeah?! He hates black people! And his supporters are racist!”

Do some people who embrace racism plan on voting for Trump? I don’t know. Probably.

But Donald Trump didn’t actively pursue their support.

Meanwhile, Chappaqua Granny flew to New York to kiss the ring of raging racist and anti-Semite Al Sharpton.

Granny has been courting the support of the racist domestic terror group Black Lives Matter.

She spoke to and embraced the support of radical Latino-supremacist group La Raza (AKA “The Race”).

You know the old saying, Granny. “Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.”

Hillary unloaded a full arsenal of stones in that moronic speech.

Sadly for her, not one of them struck Trump.

One of these days Granny Clinton is going to hear me when I say:
“Trump’s rubber, you’re glue. Every stupid accusation you hurl at him, bounces back and sticks to you.”

This speech was not only borderline cray-cray, it was deeply cynical.

Nothing says “I really care about African Americans” quite like feeding them a litany of lies in order to scare them into voting for you.

But this is how the Democrats have kept blacks on their Political Plantation for more than half a century.

The only people she may have convinced were those who are already in her pocket.

Those who are not? Well, she just convinced them that she’s off her meds.

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3 thoughts on “Is Chappaqua Granny off her meds?

  • August 26, 2016 at 10:30 am
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    It absolutely amazes me that with 320 million people of this great Nation we end up with these two as our pResidential Candidates. Trully this Nation could have done better. But alas, the people have spoken. These two “bumbling elites” represent what We the People want in our leaders? This is who we are today? Just how far we have fallen is self-evident to all who are still awake. We are racing towards disaster, we have ignored the obvious warning signs. This train has left the tracks! …Sad beyond words!

  • August 26, 2016 at 12:08 pm
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    Tried clicking on your links in this article…got a “Page Not Found”.

    • August 26, 2016 at 12:22 pm
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      My mistake. I left a part of the URL off. I fixed it.

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