Chicago: That well-known border town

Chicago: That well-known border town

Finally! President🤣 Biden’s Border Crisis Chief Kamala “Hyena” Harris was spotted yesterday in that well-known border town of Chicago, Illinois.

Sure, it took her three weeks to get her ass in gear and head to the border. But props for finally getting there, Kamala! That’ll stop the never-ending stream of illegals emerging from the depths of Lake Michigan and scaling the sea wall along Lake Shore Drive.

You’d think an Administration constructed entirely of optics would stop and consider how bad it looks to the rest of the country that Harris is noticeably everywhere except any actual border town.

And when a White House reporter asked Jen Psircle why Border “Czar” Kamala was in the “not a border town” of Chicago, being the snarky, sarcastic fishwife that she is, Psircle gave him one of her trademark snotty responses.

Let’s cut through Jen’s snottiness and get to the ooey-gooey center:

Kamala Harris isn’t in charge of the border crisis Biden put her in charge of.

It really is as simple as that.

Like I said on Tuesday, more than likely Kamala has zero interest in having her “brand” associated with the anarchy at the border; she doesn’t want the border crisis to become her own “Hoovervilles.”

Remember that quote from “Mad Men” I cited a couple weeks ago? “Sacagawea carried a baby on her back all the way to the Pacific Ocean. And somewhere that baby thinks he discovered America.”

Kamala plans on being President one day (in the very near future). And despite the talking points coming out of the White House, Kamala knows the border is a complete and utter disaster. She can’t ride that to high approval ratings. In fact, getting strapped to the back of the border crisis will likely doom her.

So instead, Kamala wants to climb on the back of Trump’s successful vaccine program so she can create the impression that she “discovered the vaccine that saved America.”

The problem, of course, is Biden made a big, on-air announcement that this vapid fool is now in charge of the border crisis.

He painted her into a corner.

She can’t demand that he retract her appointment because that would make her look weak and incompetent.

Instead, she just pretends it never happened and leaves Jen Psircle to paper over her cowardice.

For Kamala Harris, getting picked as Vice President was her ticket to fawning praise and gushing magazine profiles. She certainly didn’t accept the gig to, you know, actually have to do anything challenging like visiting a border town, coordinating US response to an unprecedented influx of illegal aliens, or having to be in any way accountable to the American people.

One of two things will happened.

Either the White House will continue to run interference for their cowardly VP.

Or Kamala’s team of PR flacks will finally relent and send Kamala on one single visit to a border town while news cameras roll.

Then she will never set foot there again.

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6 thoughts on “Chicago: That well-known border town

  • April 8, 2021 at 7:36 am
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    What’s more infuritating is the media and democrats stunning lack of outrage over these issues.

    • April 8, 2021 at 8:17 am
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      If you’re still stunned over this, I can’t help but wonder what rock you’ve been under.

    • April 8, 2021 at 8:51 am
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      That’s a feature in “DNC Post Orange Man”. Harris and the Dems know that the only news (ha ha ha, I know) outlet that will mention it is Fox, and the human potato Brian Stelter and the “fact checkers” do all they can to discredit Fox, et. al. All of the other organizations and their journalists (ha ha ha, journalists, right. More like left-wing propagandists) will do all they can to cover for the Biden admin.

  • April 8, 2021 at 11:35 am
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    So accurate, Dianny. If Hyena ever visits the border, it will only be once. And she will surround herself with other Democrat “officials” and they’ll stroll around having “serious discussions” that no one else can hear…. a photo op extraordinaire.

    • April 8, 2021 at 11:42 am
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      And then if a reporter asks what if anything she’s doing, Psircle will just keep circling back to this one and only border visit as “proof” that the claims Kamala isn’t doing anything are “debunked.”

  • April 9, 2021 at 8:20 pm
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    Southside Bakery? Southern Border?
    Brown Sugar Bakery? Brown people drowning?

    Potato-patahto

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