Come on Julian: What are you waiting for?

For weeks now, Julian Assange has been telling us he has Hillary Clinton’s deleted emails. He’s been giving interviews where he claims to have in his possession emails that, if released, could put Hillary Clinton in prison.

Is it just me, or do you wish he would either shit or get off the pot? What the hell is he waiting for?

Every day, it seems I see a screaming headline along the lines of “Assange says he has more of Hillary’s emails to release.”

Okay, fine, Julian. But I’m not going to believe you until I see them myself.

My spider senses inevitably tingle when someone keeps talking, but doesn’t show his cards.

Now, some of you may think, “But Dianny. He might be waiting until closer to the election.”

Okay, yeah. That might be true. It’s possible Julian is hoping to give Hillary an “October Surprise” and release some of the more scandalous emails just weeks before we go to the polls.

That certainly would be the smart thing to do.

If Team Hillary doesn’t have time to spin the release, it will do far more damage. Besides which, with the Enslaved Press providing Hillary ample cover-fire, releasing the emails too soon would give CNN and the rest of the Hillary PR team plenty of time to build up some non-story to use as an excuse for not reporting on the release.

Releasing them now would mean by late October, the Enslaved Press and Team Clinton could just reply by saying, “That’s old news.” You know, like they usually do.

Add to that the average American’s notorious short attention span, and waiting until closer to the election totally makes sense. Isn’t it fair to say we’ve already all but forgotten the DNC email hacks that scuttled Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s career and revealed the coordinated effort to knee-cap Bernie Sanders?

I guess it just bugs me that Julian keeps talking about it. Wouldn’t it make more sense to hold off, keep his powder dry and then release these emails without all the fanfare and build-up?

Thanks to his loose lips, you can bet Team Clinton is already concocting a damage control plan for their impending release. The guy has all but given them a heads-up on what’s coming.

Then again. Perhaps Julian is lying. Maybe he’s only blowing smoke up our asses just to watch us chase our tails and get all revved up for emails that never come.

I guess we won’t know until we know. You know?

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