When it comes to electing Hillary, objectifying women is a-okay

Hillary Clinton has decided to double-down on her attacks over Donald Trump supposedly objectifying women.

The porn actress who was the first Miss Universe after Trump bought the pageant has become Hillary’s Poster Girl for what a terrible, rotten guy Donald Trump is when it comes to women.

Funny. I would think Juanita Broaddrick or Paula Jones would have been a better choice for the Poster Girl for Misogynistic Creeps, but then again, that wouldn’t have helped Hillary.

What seems to escape Hillary’s supposedly brilliant mind is that by using this Alicia Machado as a bludgeon with which to beat Trump, she is, in fact, objectifying her.

It probably also doesn’t help that Hillary’s Poster Girl is such a train wreck.

But hey. Hillary Clinton is desperate to make the case that Trump is a vile misogynist. So she went into the Way-Back Machine twenty years to find someone who would back her play.

Beggars can’t be choosers, you know.

The truth is, if Donald Trump were such a vile, despicable womanizer, don’t you think Hillary could have found somebody who didn’t give birth to a drug kingpin’s child and made X-rated movies to be the Poster Girl?

For crying out loud, this Alicia Machado threatened to kill the judge who was trying her boyfriend for attempted murder. You know, the attempted murder in which she drove the getaway car.

When it comes to a chick like that, being called “Miss Piggy” is a step up. I mean, honesty, she sure sounds like one Grade-A Skank.

Hillary picked this woman why exactly?!

I’ll tell you why.

Because this is the one and only woman Hillary Clinton could find as “proof” that Donald Trump is a sexist misogynist.

Like I said. Beggars can’t be choosers.

But here’s the thing that I find peculiar.

Let’s leave aside that Hillary Clinton’s only Ace-in-the-Hole (bad choice of phrasing) that Trump is such a creep is this Grade-A Skank.

While we’re at it, let’s leave aside that Hillary is married to an actual creep. We all know in the “Who’s the Bigger Creep” horserace, Bill Clinton is beating Donald Trump by several lengths. In fact, compared to Bill Clinton, Donald Trump hasn’t even made it out of the starting gate yet.

Here’s what I find a wee bit ironic about Hillary using this particular line of attack.

Right now. This week, celebrities are taking nude photos of themselves to drum up support for Hillary Clinton.

Katy Perry. Madonna.

It’s a whole thing.

These female celebrities are objectifying themselves to try and get people to go to the polls and vote for Clinton.

Madonna is, what? Fifty-eight. I’d almost be willing to vote for Hillary if that meant never having to see her wrinkled, saggy body ever again.

Why decide to go after Trump for objectifying women when you’ve got celebrities exposing themselves for your equally sagging campaign?

Donald Trump isn’t the one having women take nude selfies to stump for him.

So who’s objectifying women here?

Hillary Clinton talks about how she’s the one with the temperament to be President and Commander-in-Chief.

And this is how she’s trying to generate excitement for her campaign? By having her celebrities pals strip down like two-dollar hookers?!

Must have been Bill’s idea.

Nudity to sell Hillary Clinton.

Yeah. That’ll work like a charm.

I’m kind of glad Lupus is attacking the crap out of me today. At least I don’t have to worry about losing my supper at the thought of this.

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