Congressman Twitter Chicken

I mentioned earlier that Steve Cohen – that chicken-eating human meme – is probably the last person to call anyone else a chicken given his hair-trigger when it comes to blocking people on Twitter. In short, just call Steve Cohen Congressman Twitter Chicken.

Congressman Twitter Chicken

Which, when you think about it, is rather odd.

If I’m not mistaken, some of President Trump’s more noxious trolls went to court after he blocked them.  And the judge ruled that a public servant cannot block people from accessing his or her Twitter account.

So what gives?

Why am I, and so many others (from what I read on Twitchy) blocked by Congressman Twitter Chicken?

Shouldn’t this spineless little goblin have to abide by the same rules imposed on President Trump.

Now, don’t get me wrong. It isn’t as if I’m eager to follow the disheveled old coot. I’m not.

Truth is, I never interacted with Congressman Twitter Chicken.  Not once. Not a reply, not a quote tweet, nothing.

And yet Congressman Twitter Chicken blocked me at least a year ago.  For all I know it’s been longer.

In fact, the only reason I found out is last July the human meme sent out a tweet begging the military to stage a coup against President Trump. But, alas, I couldn’t see it.  It was then that I discovered the cowardly chicken had me blocked. 

So, if you’re playing along at home, Steve Cohen is tough enough to go on cable news and posture and preen about Attorney General Barr. He’s courageous enough to demand the military remove President Trump. But the gutless, chicken-gnawing worm is such a coward he can’t even face a sweet kitteny gal like me.

The sissy.

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7 thoughts on “Congressman Twitter Chicken

  • May 4, 2019 at 2:19 am

    “…never interacted with Congressman Twitter Chicken… And yet Congressman Twitter Chicken blocked me at least a year ago.”

    This is a manifest success! He can’t handle your truth


    • May 4, 2019 at 5:58 am

      ‘Your” truth? What fresh hell?

      There is no such thing as “your” truth or “my” truth. There is “the” truth.

  • May 4, 2019 at 8:26 am

    Well, he did raise a desire for some fried chicken in me.

  • May 4, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    Dianny, good get!

    In my opinion, my specificity mistake now stands corrected by your comment regarding “the” truth.

    My above comment maybe better said:
    This is a manifest success! Your posts and comments do a remarkable job of presenting entertaining, enlightening, and searing information in graphics and text. Perhaps Congressman Twitter Chicken can’t handle “the” truth.

    For myself, I am looking forward to reading more of your articles in the future. Thank you!


  • May 5, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    He is definitely a Puss Cake. Right up there with Nadless.

  • May 5, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Steve Cohen’s faux tortoise shell glasses were really all the rage – in 1957. Nice of him to maintain the dignity of his office.

  • May 6, 2019 at 12:22 am

    Chicken man. He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere.

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