Crazy Eyes

Good gracious. Have you seen Hillary Clinton’s crazy eyes?


I’m sorry, but I wouldn’t click PLAY on that video for all the money in the world. The crazy eyes in the still image are terrifying enough. Why would I want to animate that?

After two years of non-stop anger, bitterness and complaining, not even an expensive haircut and a truckload of Sephora products can hide Hillary’s crazy eyes.

I think the crazy eyes in this Makeover Hillary are more terrifying than the ones from that now-infamous “Why aren’t I fifty points ahead, you might ask?!” video.

Is it just me or does it look as if Hillary’s left eyeball is wandering off in the wrong direction?

So not only does she have crazy eyes, she has a lazy, crazy eye.

You know what they say; the eyes are the windows to the soul.

And that is a soul steeped in Chardonnay and Trump Derangement Syndrome.

And if I were Hillary, I’d be wearing blackout curtains over those windows.

Because nobody needs to see into that soul.

Say, does she still have the curtains she ordered for the Oval Office? Because those just might do the trick.

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7 thoughts on “Crazy Eyes

  • November 28, 2018 at 10:45 am

    “…to further our democracy and fight for our values”
    YOUR democracy is a threat to Americans republic. Why would I spend money to help you?
    What values are you speaking of? Sexual perversion? Unrestricted murdering of our unborn? Unrestricted immigration and the crime that comes with it? The lies, the cheating? Socialism? High taxes? Unhealthy government control of healthcare?
    Yeah, no thanks. Drink your chardonnay, I hope you choke on it! Actually, THAT I’d pay to see!

  • November 28, 2018 at 10:47 am

    Strong men tremble.

  • November 28, 2018 at 11:37 am

    i guess she should get a refund on those yoga classes. They clearly didn’t work.

  • November 28, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    she is clearly demon possessed, can’t look either her or barry in the face, the evil just takes my breath away

  • November 28, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    Reminds me of Miss Chokesondick from South Park, she always had one eye that slowly drifted up every time she blinked.

  • November 28, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    “You know what they say; the eyes are the windows to the soul.”

    Stephen King had a great line about that saying in “‘Salem’s Lot” about the vampires in that story that applies to Hillary.

    “If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these windows look into an empty room.”

  • November 29, 2018 at 12:31 am

    Yes, those photos are scary. The craziest I have seen from her was the clip when she was speaking about the extrajudicial murder of Gaddafi. “We came, we saw, he died.” And then she starts laughing hysterically. Talk about psycho.

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