Crotch-Grabbing Grisham

Crotch-Grabbing Grisham

Apparently New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham treats male staffers about the same way drunk suburban gals at a Bachelorette Party treat male strippers.

It was revealed this week that the Grisham reelection campaign paid out over sixty grand of campaign money to a former staffer who claimed the Governor dumped water on his crotch and grabbed his junk in front of others.

I wonder if she’ll be paying him in folded singles deposited in his underwear.

Sure, compared to Andrew Cuomo, Michelle Lujan Grisham is small potatoes. But still. Why can’t Democrat governors keep their hands to themselves?

Naturally, the story is being reported with the typical “Republicans pounce” narrative.

On Tuesday, the Sante Fe New Mexican’s story of the Crotch-Grabbing Grisham pay-out was tweeted with this message:

The Republican Governors Association pounced on Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham on Tuesday following revelations of a settlement of at least $62,500 with a former campaign staffer who accused the first-term Democrat of grabbing his genitals.

Yup. Those Republicans pounced with the wild abandon of Governor Grisham pouncing on someone’s genitals!

This might be the first time the “Republicans pounce” narrative had so much unintended irony.

Of course Governor Crotch-Grabber’s campaign spokesman is claiming the settlement wasn’t an admission of guilt. It was, instead, a way to “avoid the continuing distraction” so Grisham could “concentrate on working for the people of New Mexico during this pandemic.”

Yeah, that’s gotta be it.

Since the pay-out was made with campaign cash, did it include the requisite “I’m Michelle Lujan Grisham and I approve of this message.”?

In totally unrelated news, Governor Grisham will be holding a fundraiser at Boylesque Lady’s Club to recoup the sixty grand. Okay, that part is a joke. So no need to fact-check me, USA Today.

Hat tip the New York Post.

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7 thoughts on “Crotch-Grabbing Grisham

  • April 15, 2021 at 7:48 am

    No surprise here. Dems are constantly grabbing things like money, power, kids (right, Joe?), so why should a subordinates genitals be verboten? What’s really baffling is that we’ve not yet heard any comment on the incident from everyone’s favorite Dem protest group, “chicks with dicks”.

  • April 15, 2021 at 9:41 am

    Is that a leak in your Depends, governor grisham, or are you just happy to see me?

  • April 15, 2021 at 10:31 am

    If “he” was a dem she grabbed, she probably thought he was smuggling grapes…..

  • April 15, 2021 at 11:21 am

    Nothing she does will stop the Democratic zombie voters, from voting for her again. Picture The Living Dead.

  • April 16, 2021 at 12:41 am

    “Why can’t Democrat governors keep their hands to themselves?”

    It’s quite simple really. If you have the power to do so, there never seems to be any repercussions for your side, and you have NO morals and NO shame… Why not?

  • April 16, 2021 at 6:35 pm


    It’s second nature for demoncraps to have their hands in someone’s pants besides their own in order to take your money or something else!

    • April 19, 2021 at 5:52 pm

      The photo here of the Gov wearing a “pearl necklace” is just too, … too, … well, outstanding, really.

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