Apparently New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham treats male staffers about the same way drunk suburban gals at a Bachelorette Party treat male strippers.
It was revealed this week that the Grisham reelection campaign paid out over sixty grand of campaign money to a former staffer who claimed the Governor dumped water on his crotch and grabbed his junk in front of others.
I wonder if she’ll be paying him in folded singles deposited in his underwear.
Sure, compared to Andrew Cuomo, Michelle Lujan Grisham is small potatoes. But still. Why can’t Democrat governors keep their hands to themselves?
Naturally, the story is being reported with the typical “Republicans pounce” narrative.
On Tuesday, the Sante Fe New Mexican’s story of the Crotch-Grabbing Grisham pay-out was tweeted with this message:
The Republican Governors Association pounced on Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham on Tuesday following revelations of a settlement of at least $62,500 with a former campaign staffer who accused the first-term Democrat of grabbing his genitals.
Yup. Those Republicans pounced with the wild abandon of Governor Grisham pouncing on someone’s genitals!
This might be the first time the “Republicans pounce” narrative had so much unintended irony.
Of course Governor Crotch-Grabber’s campaign spokesman is claiming the settlement wasn’t an admission of guilt. It was, instead, a way to “avoid the continuing distraction” so Grisham could “concentrate on working for the people of New Mexico during this pandemic.”
Yeah, that’s gotta be it.
Since the pay-out was made with campaign cash, did it include the requisite “I’m Michelle Lujan Grisham and I approve of this message.”?
In totally unrelated news, Governor Grisham will be holding a fundraiser at Boylesque Lady’s Club to recoup the sixty grand. Okay, that part is a joke. So no need to fact-check me, USA Today.
Hat tip the New York Post.
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