Dancing with the Tards

Dancing with the Tards

Send the calls to voicemail, put the kids to bed early, and get ready folks. Tonight is the season premiere of Dancing with the Tards.

Are you excited?

Do you have plenty of TV-watching snacks? You can’t watch Dancing with the Tards without plenty of Milk Duds and Sour Patch Kids on hand.

Who am I kidding?

Nobody except the news media and the dried-up members of the ResistanceLOL is going to tune in to tonight’s Made-for-TV drama from the January 6 select committee.

Law & Order Special Victims Unit could come up with a more believable, compelling tale.

If you’re as old as I am, you may dimly recall the Watergate hearings. If you’re older, maybe it isn’t so dimly.

Those hearings were boring as hell. But people watched it. You know why? There were only four channels: ABC, CBS, NBC, and PBS. That’s it.

There were no VCRs, let alone DVD players or streaming services. And there sure as hell wasn’t an Internet.

If you wanted to have the set on during the Watergate hearings, sorry folks. It was the only show in town.

Dancing with the Tards is premiering at a time when we are saturated with entertainment options that allow Americans choices other than these ass cracks and their hearing over a riot that everyone except the Democrats and the media has long moved on from.

When the news broke that police arrested a man who traveled to Maryland yesterday to murder Justice Brett Kavanaugh at his home, the first thought I had after my initial “Holy shit” thought was, “oh, those poor dopes from the January 6 committee.”

Trust me, they were not happy about an attempted assassination of a Supreme Court justice happening just one day before the premiere of Dancing with the Tards.

Now, they aren’t pissed about it because it’s horrible that someone tried to kill Kavanaugh; they’re pissed because the story rained all over their parade.

Exactly right.

They’ve spent the last 17 months trying to convince the country that Trump-supporting right-wingers are the biggest threat to “our democracy” and “our institutions.” And in one fell swoop, some 26-year-old guy blew that narrative to smithereens.

If you’re anything like me, you stopped giving a shit about January 6 by about January 8, 2021.

As I said back in November, “The Left’s incessant habit of pushing too hard and too far resulted in January 6 rolling off of me like I’ve been Scotch-Guarded.”

And I am not alone.

In a recent Harvard/Harris poll, 40% of voters named skyrocketing prices and inflation the most important issue facing the country today. The economy and jobs came in second with 30%. And people named January 6? Only 5%.

Every news channel except Fox News will be airing tonight’s season premiere and only 5% of the country gives a shit.

But they just keep pushing.

Not only is Dancing with the Tards being broadcast during primetime rather than during the day, but the committee also hired a former ABC producer to oversee the production.

Like it’s the freaking Academy Awards.

Say, do you think we can get Will Smith to walk up and slap Adam Kinzinger in the face? I’d tune in for that just to watch Adam cry.

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9 thoughts on “Dancing with the Tards

  • June 9, 2022 at 2:12 pm
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    Mollie gets it!

  • June 9, 2022 at 6:12 pm
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    You should never, ever refer to anyone as a “tard.”

    • June 10, 2022 at 5:05 am
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      Tard.

    • June 10, 2022 at 7:51 am
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      In her misspent yute, Diogenes Middle Finger coined the term “Cog,” short for cognitively impaired. Same as Tard, but usually doesn’t make the snowflakes tear up. Still, I’m sure some nuns thumped her.

  • June 9, 2022 at 7:26 pm
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    Liz looks like Daddy Dick in Drag. Adam is simply pitiful.
    Tard is French for ‘Late’. No problem.

  • June 10, 2022 at 8:23 am
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    It has been a total shame that Adam the Backstabber has been my congresscritter in Il-16. When the democrats pushed the 16th and 17th together in 2010 to get rid of one of the two republicans he beat my former rep, Don Manzullo, who was a REAL republican. From day one I knew he was a fraud because the first thing he did was come out for amnesty for illegals. In true democrat fashion, they rewarded this prick for his treachery by redrawing the districts in a way where he could not possibly win, so like the craven coward he is….he quit. It’s a pretty sure bet he’s angling for a gig as the “house republican” on CNJ6N or MSDNC.

  • June 10, 2022 at 8:50 am
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    Now, now. This is not all bad. Mom is currently in re-hab as she fell and broke her hip last month (well, there’s the awful, bad part). She has trouble sleeping in the facility where she’s located as she’s used to living alone and there is a lot of noise comparatively speaking (don’t even get me started on the ridiculous COVID protocols they have). I was chatting with her on the phone last evening & suggested she turn on the hearings. Sure enough, it was like electronic melatonin: within ten minutes she said she needed to ring off because she was tired.

  • June 11, 2022 at 11:42 am
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    Personally, I would rather see someone walk up and slap Liz Cheney. I’m sure Kinzinger would still cry.

    • June 11, 2022 at 11:46 am
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      As if Liz needs another reason to play the victim.

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