Dear Canada, have I got a proposal for you!

I read last night in the New York Post that Canada is seeing such an upswing of COVID patients, it is threatening to overwhelm their health system.

Damn that Donald Trump!

And rather than criticize Canada for its government-run healthcare, I thought I might present to them a modest proposal for getting their COVID outbreak under control.

Let’s send Andrew Cuomo to Canada.

As the media and Hollywood love to remind us, he’s done such an Ah-mazing job here in New York. No doubt he could save Canada lickety-split.

And just to show how generous we are, we’ll toss in his brother Chris as well. How’s that sound, Canada?

Think of Chris as a gift with purchase, you know, like soap-on-a-rope. Or, in this case, dope-on-a-rope. But you get the idea.

Andrew and Chris can bring their world-famous nightly comedy routine to Canada. I’m sure it will be just as well-received there as it is here.

Dear Canada, have I got a proposal for you!

Of course they’ll have to modify it a bit for their Canadian audience. But that’s easy. Just adopt phrases like “take off!” or “ya hoser!” while tossing in an “aboot” or two, and those Canucks of the Great White North will be putty in their hands.

It’ll be awesome!

Sure, it would be a sacrifice on the part of New Yorkers having to say farewell to il Douche Cuomo. But we’ll muddle through.

In fact, we can just grab the first random guy we see on the street and have him take over.

Everybody wins!

Well, everybody except Canada. Canada will be stuck with the Cuomo boys.

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5 thoughts on “Dear Canada, have I got a proposal for you!

  • November 23, 2020 at 8:46 pm
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    Will Cuomo be your number one choice for most tiresome person of the year?
    Or will the entire left be?
    I’m excited for the list.

  • November 24, 2020 at 8:53 am
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    You need a Parler share button Dianny. No one’s on Twitter anymore….

    • November 24, 2020 at 9:01 am
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      As I said the last time you made this comment, there is no such thing as a Parler share button. Plenty of people are on Twitter. And for someone who owns a website dumping Twitter is boneheaded. Why would I limit the reach of my own website? Seems like a bad business plan. And, for the next time you write the same comment, let me say it again, There is no Parler share button at this time.

  • November 24, 2020 at 9:46 am
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    We need to make sure that Emmy winner Gosh-awful Father and Fredo get thoroughly tested before unceremoniously shipping them to the great white north, preferably by trebuchet. I suggest we use those oversized swabs Fredo displayed in their little family chat. They need to be repeatedly and vigorously tested in both the north and south ends, as covid can obviously inhabit an a$$hole. After all, this is what the guv has been doing to New Yorkers all along (still confused as to why they continue to vote for him). Once there, the dynamic duo (sorry Batman) can indulge in three-ways with soy boy Trudeau. With winter coming on, they will definitely need to huddle together for warmth, as Justin’s green agenda is “transitioning” from fossil fuels to renewables, such as caribou dung. And we all know how hard it is to find good quality caribou dung these days. We’ll take Bob and Doug McKenzie and call it even.

  • November 24, 2020 at 8:06 pm
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    Okay,done deal.
    We take the Cumo’s send them to Woodbridge Ont.
    There they can meet some of their own Guido’s who i am certain will straighten them out.
    USA however gets Justine.

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