Devout Catholic Joe

Devout Catholic Joe

Now I confess, I’m not a devout Catholic. So I can’t say definitively whether a devout Catholic would know how to pronounce “Psalms” or “Psalmist.” But I suspect they can.

My family have been members of the Scottish Covenanter Church for generations. Here in the US, we’re called “Reformed Presbyterians.” And we Covies, as we fondly call ourselves, are intimately familiar with the Book of Psalms because, unlike most denominations that sing hymns, we only use the Psalms for singing.

That said, it would come as a surprise to me to learn that a devout Catholic wouldn’t know how to pronounce “Psalm” or “Psalmist.”

So imagine my confusion when devout Catholic Joe Biden got tripped up by the word “Psalmist,” not once but twice.

Oh, come on!

Call me cynical, but something tells me that Joe Biden is a peudo devout Catholic.

Look, I get it. He’s reading off a teleprompter and Joe isn’t exactly known for his ability to speak.

But shouldn’t a guy who is supposedly this super-duper devout Catholic, upon seeing the word “Psalmist” crawl across the screen know how to pronounce it?

One almost wonders if that was the first time old devout Catholic Joe saw it in print.

Does Joe think the book of Palms is an instruction manual for pychics?

Did he ever encourage his troubled son Hunter to go see a pychiatrist for a little pychotherapy?

Everybody mispronounces words from time to time.

Anybody remember Barack Obama repeatedly referring to a Navy Corpsman as a Corpse-man?

But Barack never served in the military. Had Barack been a devout Naval officer or devout Marine, mispronouncing corpsman would have been unheard of.

And, see, that’s why Joe’s clumsy “Palmist” is so delightfully hilarious.

We’ve been told for months that Joe is a super devout Catholic. He isn’t a fake like that Donald Trump holding the Bible outside Saint John’s Church. No sir. Joe is the real deal. He doesn’t just hold a Bible for a photo-op! He is a devout Catholic. And devout Catholics do more than hold a Bible. Why, they read their Bibles!

Okay, then shouldn’t a devout Catholic know how to pronounce “Psalmist?”

The saddest thing about that video clip is the phoniness of it all.

Joe has the soft, earnest, almost prayerful voice working for him. But the whole thing was nothing but a carefully-scripted pychodrama. And we all knew it the instant he stumbled over the word “Psalmist.”

Now, granted, the claim that Joe Biden is a devout Catholic has always been a farce – not because he isn’t familiar enough with the Bible to know how to pronounce “Psalmist.” No. It’s his embrace of infanticide that makes his so-called “deeply religious faith” nothing more than a psyop campaign by the Godless left.

Or, as Joe might call it a pyop campaign.

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11 thoughts on “Devout Catholic Joe

  • November 27, 2020 at 9:52 am

    This decrepit old thief who couldn’t draw 10 people to a rally somehow got 80 million votes?
    Media fawning over him already, especially Claudette Colbert (did you catch his pathetic display the other night?). If they get away with this we’ll have to form a different country. I don’t have the patience to put up with these clowns.

  • November 27, 2020 at 10:40 am

    In coming across the book of “palms” on his teleprompter, Gropey Joe got so excited he could hardly contain himself. He thought he had hit paydirt on an instructional book detailing when and where to place his palms when accosting and sniffing the nearest female victim. Despite his vast experience in the task, he realized having a quick reference manual would be handy (pun intended) to have around because, Alzheimer’s.

  • November 27, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    Did I hear correctly that Wildly Inaccurate News is reporting that Biden either has selected or will select Miss Cleo the Palmist to be his spiritual advisor?

  • November 27, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Some time ago I investigated the Catholic Church for membership. They have a class you take in the evenings; Roman Catholic Instruction for Adults. I found it very informative and enjoyed the time I spent in the class. I declined to take the final step for reasons I need not go into. But I did have an interview with a priest who had been a Protestant like me. He made the teaching on the sacraments make a lot more sense than any lay Catholic I spoke to about them. In discussing the Scriptures he commented that I knew a lot more about the Scriptures than most Catholics since they don’t read their Bibles. I would say Joey Fingers fits that description.

  • November 27, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    Maybe the Priest who refused to serve him Communion could help him with his Biblical vocabulary.

    • November 27, 2020 at 9:48 pm

      And the newly minted Cardinal of Washington, DC, a Trump hater and admirer of one Nancy Stretch Pelosi, said today that he WILL give communion to Joey Fingers a/k/a Plugs a/k/a The Delaware Dimwit a/k/a “Catholic” Joe.

      Nice going there, Dopey Pope Frank.

  • November 27, 2020 at 4:11 pm


  • November 27, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    China Joe
    China Joe
    He run for president
    Wit a ho!

  • November 28, 2020 at 10:47 am

    Remember when Obama, the supposedly well-read, educated, articulate “god of the left” didn’t know how to pronounce “corps” as in Marine Corps?

  • November 28, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    As a young Irish Catholic kid we used to tell our parents we were going to early mass on a Sunday morning,before they roused themselves from bed.
    Mean while we all met up at the local creek to hunt tadpoles and the like.
    This was when Mass was in Latin,go figure.

  • November 29, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    And what does he mean, we can “prisclaim?”

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