2020 Democrat Candidates Gallery

2020 Democrat Candidates Gallery

For a limited time only, the Dianny Image Vault will be featuring a special gallery for the 2020 Democrat Candidates for President.

It’ll be loads of fun once the candidates start to winnow down to look back and say to yourself, “Holy crap! I forgot she was running!” Of course, truthfully, I feel that way about most of the ones who are currently in the race.

As always, you are welcome to share any of these images you may like so long as the PatriotRetort.com watermark remains. Please don’t be an image thief and scrub the watermark. That’s something a creepy, lazy Leftist would do.

And speaking of creepy, lazy Leftists, without further ado, here are the images from the 2020 Democrat Candidates’ Gallery.

As the 2020 Election crawls along, I’m sure there will be plenty of updates within this gallery. Especially when you consider that at this moment (July 2, 2019) there are 25 people running and I’ve only tackled about ten so far.

Any old how.


Julián Castro

I never even bothered Photoshopping this guy until January 2, 2020 when Julián officially dropped out of the race. That’s how much of a non-entity Castro was.

Upon hearing he dropped out, my brother texted me saying, “When I hear the name Castro, he’s not the first person I think of.” So here is the one and only Photoshop of the former 2020 Democrat candidate, I ever bothered to make.

Eric Swalwell

This is my sad face. My favorite witless foil Eric Swalwell has dropped out of the 2020 race as of July 8, 2019. But I got so much mileage out of the doofus, he will still lead this gallery.

Though Eric is long out of the running, his November 18, 2019 on-air fart while appearing on MSNBC deserves to be recognized in this gallery. Mostly because it is symbolic of poor Eric’s fateful campaign which, as you know, sputtered out like a wet fart.

Nuke-em Swalwell

Kirsten Gillibrand

Whelp. As I predicted on April 2, Kirsten’s quixotic run for President didn’t make it more than a few months. On Wednesday, August 27, a shell-shocked, utterly surprised Gillibrand — who just a month before was bragging about how she already beat Trump by taking a bus tour — bowed out of the race.

Moral decency
Kirsten Gillibrand
Kirsten Gillibrand

Bill de Blasio

On September 20, 2019, during an appearance on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, Bill de Blasio officially dropped out of the 2020 race. New York City residents (and unsuspecting groundhogs) hardest hit.

Mini Mike Bloomberg

Well, we best add some space for the latecomer to the 2020 race, the diminutive former mayor of New York Mini Mike Bloomberg.

Right now he doesn’t have a lot of space here. Partly because he hasn’t paid for it. But mostly because he’s so small, he just don’t take up a lot of room.

Well, that didn’t take long. On March 4, 2020 — the morning after Super Tuesday — Mini-Mike Bloomberg packed up his tiny bags and hit the bricks. Despite pouring a half billion dollars into the Super Tuesday states, Mike’s only victory was American Samoa. Sad.

Elizabeth 1/1024th Warren

Pocahontas officially became Pocahasbeen on Thursday, March 5, 2020. After Liz tanked on Super Tuesday, she went radio silent for two days before finally accepting the inevitable and ended her painful Trail of Tears.


NBC News fact checks a joke
Elizabeth Warren

Bernie Sanders

It took Bernie until April 8, 2020 to finally give up his dream of turning America into Cuba. After getting upstaged by the Wuhan Pandemic, by the time Bernie did drop out, I’d forgotten he was still running.

This was it for him. The guy is pushing eighty and hated by the DNC. It isn’t likely he’ll get another bite at the Presidential apple. Hopefully he at least gets another house out of the deal.

Cory “Spartacus” Booker

Whelp. Spartacus put himself out of his misery and dropped out on January 13, 2020. Apparently, the only thing shocking about it was learning that he was still in it.

Instant Karma
Cory Booker-03
Cory Booker in a box

Kamala Harris

When Beto O’Rourke dropped out on November 2, 2019, I wrote:

I wonder which 2020 Democrat candidate will be next to drop out.

Given the fact that she’s firing staffers like Mitt Romney after a hostile takeover, I’m thinking Kamala might be the next “big name” candidate to follow Beto for the exit.

Whelp. I told you so.

On Tuesday, December 3, 2019, Kamala packed up her bedsheet backdrop and her incompetent sister and called it quits. It took nearly a year, but finally her campaign team did something right.

Poor lighting, terrible audio, gloomy shadows and a bedsheet backdrop. Kamala’s recent campaign events have all the production quality of a late night public access show.
protesters or Senators

Robert Francis O’Rourke

On Friday, November 1, 2019, Robert Francis O’Rourke’s Presidential campaign was confiscated due to lack of polling and deep loathing.

No word on whether his donors will receive a campaign contribution buy-back.

sweaty spray

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. (AKA Creepy Joe)

Pete Buttigieg – the angriest gay man

Whelp. I guess the Obama imitations and the endless sanctimonious lectures to Christians didn’t work. On March 1, 2020 — the day after the South Carolina Primary — Pastor Pete Buttigieg decided to end his missionary work, pack up his phony Obama routine, shut down his robot programming and hit the bricks.

Who’s going to lecture us on True ChristianityTM now?

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