I know 99.9% of you aren’t watching this crap. And who can blame you? So to help you out, here is the Day 3 Round-up of the Democratic National Convention.
It’ll make you feel just like you were sitting there in the Wells Fargo Center suffering through every painful moment.
First up! Joe “Marlarkey” Biden!!
Seems like every picture I saw of Tim Kaine, he was doing the Alfalfa victory pose. Sorry, Tim. It doesn’t make you look any less dull.
I wonder if Leon Panetta is starting to realize that it isn’t his Democrat Party anymore.
And of course, the capper for the night. Two people who despise each other with a dripping loathing embrace — for the good of the party (and the detriment of the country).
It’s all enough to make you scream “Geeeeee-yaaaaah! Bargle-bargle. Malarkey Sparky!!!”
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