What a diverse bunch of corpses!


Sure jihadists murdered eight people in last week’s London terror attack.

But on the plus side, the dead are a diverse bunch of corpses!

Yup. Nothing says “celebrate diversity” quite like celebrating the nationalities of the dead.

Who thinks this way?

What kind of bloodless, moronic creature would think this way?

Well, apparently the answer is London’s Police Commissioner Cressida Dick.

And yes, that’s her real name.

It gives a whole new meaning to the expression, “That was a dick move.”

From ABC News:

“It’s desperately sad and poignant but among those who died is someone who’s British, there are French, Australian, Canadian, Spanish,” Cressida Dick told The Associated Press in an interview Saturday.

Honey, terrorists in your city murdered tourists.

In fact, I think a more accurate way of looking at this is “Terrorists are Killing London’s Tourism.”

When a young Canadian woman can’t take a trip to London without ending up in the morgue, other Canadians may think twice about visiting.

What in Lucifer’s reach does the diversity of the dead have to do with anything?

Listen, I like to think of myself as someone who always tries to find the silver lining. But even I would never go so far as to look for a “glass half full” quite like this one.

You know what this reminds me of?

It reminds me of the old joke, “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”

I think Ann Coulter is right.

Women make crappy police chiefs, commissioners and sherrifs.

“In terms of our witnesses that we’ve spoken to so far, out of the 300-odd people, there are about 20 different countries of origin. And the London British population comes from all kinds of backgrounds and every kind of faith and ethnicity.”

What kind of bean-counters are these people?

They interview witnesses of a terror attack and log their ethnicity?

Is it just me, or does that seem like an odd waste of time?

She said longtime Londoners value this international aspect of the British capital.
“We believe of course that that’s what makes our city so great,” she said. “It’s a place where the vast majority of time it’s incredibly integrated and that diversity gives us strength.”

Yes, a majority of the time it’s incredibly integrated. Well, except for the jihadists who seem hell-bent on turning London into Fallujah.

Oh, brother. Give me strength.

When you’re celebrating diversity on the graves of the dead, something is terribly wrong.

And I don’t know what I find more repugnant.

That this Commissioner Dick said these tasteless and cold-blooded things.

Or that ABC News reported on it without a hint of disgust.

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2 thoughts on “What a diverse bunch of corpses!

  • June 11, 2017 at 10:44 am

    Adding a little levity to this:
    My maternal great grandmother was a Dick. (British) During one of our family get-togethers, subject turned to ancestry. There were 7 of us kids. We had some nicknames that made for some side splitting laughter when I said it was a good thing our ggmother married our ggfather. One sister was nicknamed Dinky, I was called Nita (Juanita). Nita Dick? Dinky Dick? And that’s the printable one! We had a ROTFL time that day!
    Now back to your once again WINNING article: I have come to accept that our ancestors were totally clairvoyant! They had to see what was coming in several centuries, to their homeland, which was already a hellish place to live! Completely off the rails! I had hoped that the Brexit thing was going to right the train back on it’s rails but don’t see any hope for that. We may well be a distant relative of Miss Dick, but for the sake of my intellect, I swear I am not!!

  • June 11, 2017 at 11:06 am

    See, the terrorists are not racist because they murder diversivly and respect all races. We should take notes and follow their example.

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