Do Kamala’s speechwriters secretly hate her?

Do Kamala’s speechwriters secretly hate her?

You know, back in 2017, I suggested that whoever maintained then-Senator Kamala Harris’ Twitter account secretly hated her because Kamala’s tweets made her sound like a complete idiot. And now I’m starting to suspect Vice President Kamala’s speechwriters secretly hate Kamala too.

Who am I kidding? Secretly? There’s no “secretly” about it at this point.

We all know how terrible Kamala is at speaking extemporaneously.

Like this:

And this:

The woman is incapable of formulating a coherent sentence on the fly.

I’ve also pointed out how much Kamala relies on the phrase “in terms of” when speaking off the cuff. It’s like a rhetorical burp she interjects whenever she’s struggling to find her way to a point.

But when Kamala’s speechwriters are the ones providing the script, shouldn’t we expect a more polished product?

If Kamala’s speechwriters wanted her to sound articulate and smart, she would sound articulate and smart.

But even in her prepared speeches, Kamala still sounds like a fourth-grader giving a book report on a book she didn’t read.

This is the latest example of remarks prepared in advance by Kamala’s speechwriters:

As always, it’s best to read it out loud to yourself:

“That is especially true when it comes to the climate crisis, which is why we will work together and continue to work together to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together as we continue to work, operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements that we will convene to work together on to galvanize global action.”

Good gracious. That’s one long run-on sentence.

Reading it out loud really hammers it home, doesn’t it?

Kamala’s speechwriters hate her. There is no other explanation for that hot mess of a run-on sentence.

But you know, that “work together” part sounds a little familiar.

I think Kamala’s speechwriters cribbed it from these remarks when Veep went to France:

“We must together work together. To see where we are, where we are headed, where we are going in our vision for where we should be. But also see it as a moment, yes, to together address the challenges and to work on the opportunities.”

I’m telling you, they hate this woman as much as the person who ran her Twitter feed when she was a Senator.

Then again, given how awful Kamala is to work for, it doesn’t surprise me in the least if the people who haven’t quit on her yet are spending their time finding ways to make her sound ridiculous every time she opens her mouth.

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9 thoughts on “Do Kamala’s speechwriters secretly hate her?

  • May 17, 2022 at 2:18 pm
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    Were I her speech writer, I would have given her the following: “We need a more contemporary reimagining of our functional management policies which is why this Administration is so committed to moving forward with our plans to revamp and reboot our policy matrix approaches. This will give all of us a more blue-sky vision of asset management and drive us on to solving the complex problems of implementing compatible strategic concepts with parallel logistical options.” [This is from my Air Force cheat sheet of 150 gobbledygook phrases that can be used in any situation. Her speech writers would do well to use such a device to hide her intellectual deficiencies behind intelligent sounding but meaningless words.] 🙂

  • May 17, 2022 at 2:31 pm
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    She’s the Swedish chef, Charlie Brown’s teacher, and the assistant coach from “The Waterboy” all wrapped up in one unbelievably incoherent package. Or, as the warden in “Cool Hand Luke” stated, “what we’ve got here is failure to communicate”. Sorry Kameltoe, it’s not the messaging, it’s the message and the messenger.

  • May 17, 2022 at 4:36 pm
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    I love to quote the Great Dianny and one of her greatest is “Bint” and oddly enough in one of the better dictionaries when I looked it up there was a picture of Kamala.
    There is no defense for this poor wench no matter how she tries there is no erasing her past and no hope for any redemption she is the consummate FAILURE!

  • May 18, 2022 at 1:18 pm
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    If her intelligence were dynamite, she couldn’t blow her nose. KAMALA…SETTING A NEW STANDARD. She and her boss – pathetic and pitiful.

  • May 18, 2022 at 10:31 pm
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    Would this be one of those “adults” we were assured are back in charge? Coulda fooled me.

    Frankly, any time I hear someone propose that we “work together” all I think of is one of those school projects where one nerdy kid does all the research and writing and the rest of the ‘team’ signs their names to the finished product. Sure, Kamelhoe. Let’s “work together” on that border thingie you were supposed to be handling in your role as second-in-commode, uh, command.

    You go first. We’ll catch up.

  • May 19, 2022 at 7:52 am
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    Maybe her speech writers are just as dumb as she.

  • May 19, 2022 at 4:42 pm
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    I have concluded she is dyslexic, incredibly stupid, or simply cannot read above about a fourth-grade level. Then I remembered the awesome power of the word “and.”

  • May 22, 2022 at 8:29 am
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    At least she’s willing to take a stand on supporting the passage of time.

  • June 6, 2022 at 7:14 pm
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    To be fair, they are hampered by having to write for the lowest common denominator.

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