D’oh! Mike Lee deserves a Homer Face-Palm

Oh for the love of Pete.

Did you see this tweet from Senator Mike Lee?

Mike Lee

Oy, vey.

This is the problem I have with Republicans.

Always the consummate Gentlemen Losers.

The Democrats act like psychopathic nutjobs and Mike Lee decides we need to try and placate them.


Do Republicans not know that this is America in the twenty-first century?

They act like some primitive tribe on a remote island somewhere who offer up a goat in hopes of calming the wrathful gods.

Good grief.

You do not indulge the Democrats when they go full-on crazy and throw a tantrum.

I remember when my brother was getting married. At the wedding rehearsal, the flower girl refused to go down the aisle. Instead, she started to kick up a fuss. We’re talking full-on toy-aisle meltdown.

So her father tried to offer her money to get her to calm down.

I wonder if he was a Republican Senator.

”I know you aren’t getting what you want. And I’m really sorry. Would you calm down if we gave you Merrick Garland?”

And here I thought Mike Lee was smart.

What happens to Republicans when they go to Washington?

It’s as if immediately after they’re sworn in, they are taken somewhere in the bowels of the Capitol Building to receive their orchiectomy.

(Google it. I don’t have time to explain.)

Earth to Mike Lee.

The problem with James Comey is he politicized his office.

Offering up Merrick Garland to soothe the savage beasts in the Democrat Party would be a purely political move.

Do you see the problem here?

How do you return credibility to the Federal Bureau of Investigation by selecting a director solely on the basis of placating the screaming Democrats?

If I ever suggested Mike Lee for the Supreme Court, I officially retract that suggestion.

Merrick Garland.

For crying out loud.

These guys never learn.

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7 thoughts on “D’oh! Mike Lee deserves a Homer Face-Palm

  • May 11, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    These RINO’s stupidity makes me apoplectic. Smh. Homer face palm.

  • May 11, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    Lee had to be making a sardonic joke.

    • May 11, 2017 at 6:38 pm

      Well, if he was, why did he go on Fox and make the case for it? No. It was no joke.

  • May 11, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    Koskinen is lusting for Comey’s job I bet.

  • May 12, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    Mike had to be joking. He has a 100% conservative review rating.

    • May 12, 2017 at 1:44 pm

      So why did he go on Fox to make the case for it?

  • May 13, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    Orchiectomy? Naw! They just feed ’em 15 mg. of Premarin every six hours until they need bushel baskets of Valium in order to make any decisions on what to have for brunch.

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