Donna Brazile and alternative facts
Donna Brazile thinks she’s a saint.
Or at the very least she wants you to think she’s a saint.
Brazile has a new book coming out next week called Hacks – The Inside Story of the Break-ins and Breakdowns that Put Donald Trump in the White House.
So Politico let her take to their site and preview her alternative facts regarding the DNC rigging the election for Hillary Clinton.
And let me tell you, it’s hard to read this piece without laughing uproariously.
I’ve never seen anyone spin so hard in my life. My guess is, Donna Brazile had to dose herself with Dramamine just to put this drivel on paper.
And after reading the Politico piece, I’m beginning think Donna should have titled her book thus:
It is the most self-righteous, self-serving bit of alternative facts ever.
In fact, Brazile mentions herself one hundred and four times in this Politico piece. Just imagine what the entire book will be like.
And what’s clear from this self-serving bit of nonsense is Brazile is working overtime to make herself look noble and good – a righter of wrongs and a dogged pursuer of Truth and Justice.
Which would be a hell of a lot easier to buy if it weren’t for the fact that she lost her CNN job for secretly passing debate questions along to Hillary during the primary.
But the opening of this piece is probably the funniest part of the whole thing:
Before I called Bernie Sanders, I lit a candle in my living room and put on some gospel music. I wanted to center myself for what I knew would be an emotional phone call.
I had promised Bernie when I took the helm of the Democratic National Committee after the convention that I would get to the bottom of whether Hillary Clinton’s team had rigged the nomination process, as a cache of emails stolen by Russian hackers and posted online had suggested.
This is Donna Brazile’s hot take on alternative facts.
Later, she goes back to that “emotional phone call.”
I had to keep my promise to Bernie. I was in agony as I dialed him. Keeping this secret was against everything that I stood for, all that I valued as a woman and as a public servant.
Funny how she had no problem secretly slipping Hillary debate questions. I guess that wasn’t against everything she stood for.
Nor was wishing Team Hillary good luck at the CNN Democrat Primary Townhall in February of 2016.
But she was so torn up having to break the sad, sad news to Bernie because the primaries being rigged for Hillary was against everything she stood for.
Can you believe this hack is trying to lay everything off on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz?
I knew that Debbie had outsourced a lot of the management of the party and had not been the greatest at fundraising. I would not be that kind of chair, even if I was only an interim chair. Did they think I would just be a surrogate for them [AKA the Clinton campaign], get on the road and rouse up the crowds? I was going to manage this party the best I could and try to make it better, even if Brooklyn [AKA the Clinton campaign] did not like this.
She was going to stand up to the Clinton campaign!
(When she wasn’t busy sucking up to them.)
Spin like a top!
Now, I know that most Democrats have no shame.
But with Donna Brazile, it looks like there are whole sub-basements of shame I didn’t know existed.
It’s as if Brazile is trying to out-“what happened” Hillary Clinton.
One last thing.
If Brazile wants us to believe that she is a pure-as-the-wind-driven-snow honorable “public servant,” perhaps she should have omitted this phrase from her self-serving rewrite of history:
When I got back from a vacation in Martha’s Vineyard…
Because nothing says, “I’m not in this business for myself” quite like admitting you vacation in Martha’s Vineyard.
You should read the whole piece – if for no other reason than the laughs.
Click HERE and enjoy.
Brazile’s acting like her news that the fix was in is somehow a shocking revelation.
But I told you all about it last year. On October 18, 2016, I wrote a post titled WikiLeaks Podesta Emails prove the fix was in.
So I don’t know why anyone is calling Brazile’s Politico piece “explosive.” We all knew it.
It’s only “explosive” in the sense of “while reading it, I kept exploding into gales of laughter.”
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6 thoughts on “Donna Brazile and alternative facts”
Just reading the snippets of her book that you shared with us gave me vertigo — make the spinning stop! I wonder if her book comes with a health/safety warning: Buckle Up!
She’s definitely cast herself in the role of the hero in this piece of fiction. As Luke Rosiak at the Daily Caller put it: “No DNC Staffers Came Forward About Improper Clinton Control–Until Big-Money Book Deal“
She is a rat jumping a sinking ship.
Wonder if she “put on gospel music” when she stole the debate questioned and gave them to Hillary?
Has she asked Bernie for forgiveness after screwing him in the debates?
Donna is in high CYA gear, trying desperately to distance herself from all things Hillary.
So, how much you want to bet that by next Wednesday, there’s going to be breaking news about Donna Brazile’s shocking suicide by three bullets to the back of her head?
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