Dr. Dementia Meets Frankenstein’s candidate
Okay, I’m just popping in quickly to comment on President Dementia traveling to Pittsburgh yesterday to meet with Frankenstein’s candidate, then I’m back to my food poisoning hiatus.
Did you see this picture?
I mean, what the Sam Hill is this?!
That isn’t photoshopped. That’s Frankenstein’s candidate in all his troglodyte glory.
His head is two sizes too small.
Now, I was going to photoshop that image giving Frankenstein’s candidate an even tinier head. But this morning before starting my paying job, I saw that Matt’s Idea Shop was already planning to do that on Twitter.
Ah, well. Great minds and all.
So old Joe heads to the ‘burgh to campaign with Frankenstein’s candidate and Frankenstein’s candidate didn’t say one word during the event.
But when Joe spoke, he pretty much confirmed what Rolling Stone writer Kara Voght said over the weekend, namely that Bride of Frankenstein is the “de facto” candidate.
Yup, Joe addressed Gisele Fetterman, telling her she would be a “great lady in the Senate.”
And after the event was over, Frankenstein’s candidate wouldn’t answer a reporter’s question. Instead, Gisele piped in, de facto candidate that she is, to tell the reporter that they weren’t taking any questions.
Oh, yeah. This is all completely normal.
This is so normal, I’d go so far as to call it Abby Normal.
Speaking of abnormal.
What in Lucifer’s reach is this old demented man saying here?!
Look, I’m no special pleader for Dr. Oz. Is he the ideal Republican candidate? No. But if I lived in Pennsylvania still, I would crawl over broken glass to vote for him just to stop Gisele Fetterman from sliding into the Senate on her pin-head husband’s gigantic coattails.
I will now return to my previously-scheduled food poisoning hiatus.
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Between advanced Alzheimer’s Joe and the world’s largest, longest surviving microcephalic, this truly represented a meeting of the mindless. I personally don’t trust Oz, but the truly frightening fact is that Festerhead actually has supporters (never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups). A final thought, between Joe’s and Kameltoe’s word salads, all the vegans in the country will remain well fed for years to come.
Thanks for taking time out from your food poisoning hiatus to brighten up our day. 🙂
Puttinontheritz!