Drunk lady in a Muumuu says stuff

Hillary Clinton made a public appearance in a Muumuu yesterday.

Good grief. Would you look at her.


Either that or she escaped from the emergency room wearing a hospital smock.

But I’m guessing it’s a Muumuu.

Something Nana Clinton wears around the house while she’s sucking down bottles of Chardonnay.

This is worse than the time she dressed in a manicurist’s smock.

Remember that?

And what’s on her feet?

Mumu and Man shoes

Did she leave the house wearing Bill’s shoes?

From the exhausted complexion to the bed-head to the Muumuu to the man shoes — honestly, the woman looks like a hot mess.

Is there nobody within the Hillary Circle charged with making sure she looks presentable before appearing in public?

Gone are the days when Hillary doesn’t show her face until it is obscured by several inches of make-up.

Maybe it was Maybelline.

Of course, Muumuu-wearing Hillary was once again prattling on about Russia! Russia! Russia!

But it all sounded pretty much like the incoherent ramblings of a bag lady.

Mostly because she was dressed like a bag lady. All that was missing was a shopping cart filled with empty wine bottles and detergent scoops.

If the scuttlebutt is true and Hillary is actually considering a third humiliating defeat for the Presidency, she certainly isn’t doing herself any favors turning up at speaking events looking like Mrs. Roper.

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22 thoughts on “Drunk lady in a Muumuu says stuff

  • July 22, 2018 at 1:06 pm

    The “Mrs. Roper” reference is priceless.


    • July 22, 2018 at 8:35 pm

      All she lacks (so far) is to throw caution to the wind, and show up with her hair still in curlers.

  • July 22, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    Yet priceless knowing she isn’t!

  • July 22, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    Mrs. Roper! I’m still laughing…

    I saw the picture on another site and thought of Carol Burnett wearing the drapes at Tara to impredd Rhett!

  • July 22, 2018 at 9:18 pm

    * impress!

  • July 22, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    God help any little boy who curiously tries to peek under that tent!

    • July 23, 2018 at 12:31 am

      Especially since fumigation tents are dangerous places to play.

  • July 22, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    I thought she was doing a commercial for a “tampon” company. You know, better absorbency for those “heavy days” … ease of insertion … more confidence. Yuuuck!

  • July 22, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    That would make a nice car cover for my Miata…

    • July 24, 2018 at 2:54 pm

      Mack Truck! Styles by ‘Omar the tent-maker’ Official stylist for Ringling Bros.

  • July 22, 2018 at 11:14 pm

    Looks like she got out of the nursing home in the gown they put her in. Good grief. Don’t look at the back!!!!!

    Eye damage will result!!!!!!

    • July 23, 2018 at 3:21 am

      EYE BLEACH!!!!!

  • July 22, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    She looks like the President of the Romulan Lesbian Association

  • July 23, 2018 at 12:17 am

    She HAS to stay in campaign mode to try and avoid jail! If she shuts up, what’s left of her base will assume she’s guilty. MAGA!

  • July 23, 2018 at 2:25 am

    Special designed, “non slip” shoes. All rubber uppers and soles.

  • July 23, 2018 at 8:58 am

    I’m with Maude

  • July 23, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    Please don’t insult Maude! All these posts are priceless! I just keep thinking that this ***** could be our president. Can you imagine? SCARY!

  • July 23, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    Still think her Kirby Vacuum Bag outfit takes first prize…

  • July 23, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    She doe not look healthy. Me thinks she is trying to cheat the hangman. Pray for her continued health until we can get this traitorous snake in front of a judge, jury, and a date with the gallows.

  • July 23, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    I have found that the older I get, the less I give a damn about how anybody cares how I dress, but then again, I am not into public speaking or possibly keeping my options open for some future political campaign. It’s dumbfounding how she could go out in public like that.

    • July 24, 2018 at 2:58 pm

      I’m with you Mike, my everyday outfit is my fifteen year old free Air Guard cammy trou and a T shirt.

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