Duffer on the Roof

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Barack Obama claims that he is the closest thing to a Jew to ever occupy the Oval Office.

According to the Washington Times, David Axelrod claims that Barack Obama, his feelings hurt that so many people consider him Anti-Semitic said, “You know, I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office. For people to say that I am anti-Israel, or, even worse, anti-Semitic, it hurts.”

Oy, vey.

Obama is so close to being a Jew, I hear they’re reviving “Fiddler on the Roof” with Obama as Tevye.

Only, they had to change the name.

Duffer on the Roof Title

Oh, if I were the President
Putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt
All day long I’d golf until I dropped
If I were the President

Wouldn’t have to work hard
Putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt
If I were Commander-in-Chief
Oy, the days of golf I’d have

I’d have a big White House with rooms by the dozen,
At sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Ave
A fine strong roof with Secret Service below
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for Mo.

I’d fill my yard with a putting green and basketball court
For me to enjoy while others work
And each hole in one and no-net three-pointer
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say “Here lives the President.”

Oh, if I were the President
Putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt
All day long I’d play a round of golf
If I were the President

Wouldn’t have to work hard
Putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt
If I were the Chief Executive
Valerie would do the work for me

If I were POTUS, I’d have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
No not really I’d be inside a Mosque
And I’d discuss the Koran with the Iman several hours every day
And evening prayers would be the sweetest sound of all

Er. Um. That is….

Oh, if I were the President
Putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt
All day long I’d golf until I dropped
If I were the President

Wouldn’t have to work hard
Putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt-a putt
I would make old Bibi sit and wait
Iran could wipe old Zion from the map
If I were the Puttin’ Prez … I … deeeeeennnnnnt

Duffer on the Roof

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