Hillary Clinton has once again emerged with a new “look.” And, naturally, the sycophantic Enslaved Press is going gaga over the Empress’ new clothes.
Vanity Fair is leading the way in gushing over Hillary Clinton’s “bold post-election style.”
Which outfit got them so breathless?
Good goobly-moobly. Is that ugly or what?
I don’t know what’s worse – the hideous seizure-inducing 1970s background or the seizure-susceptible, near-septuagenarian in the foreground.
As Cordelia Chase once said on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “There should be an age limit on Lycra pants.”
Yes, and there should be an age limit on Hillary’s new clothes as well.
Earth to Grandma Clinton. You’re not a hip, young celebrity. You’re an aging, decrepit old hag.
And no amount of “trendy” outfits and twelve hundred dollar haircuts is going to change that.
There’s an episode of Ugly Betty where the scheming Wilhelmina Slater tries to convince Bradford Meade to leave his wife of 39 years and marry her so she can take over the company.
In order to do it, she tries to convince Bradford to recapture his youth by dressing in younger, hipper clothes.
Later that evening, Bradford turns up at a party dressed in a leopard-print shirt, jeans, brown leather jacket and sporting a pierced ear and dyed hair.
He thinks he looked great.
But of course Wilhelmina keeps up the ruse and gushes over his new look.
When a beautiful woman can’t stop staring at him, Bradford goes over to her thinking she’s interested in him.
But instead, she tells him, “I’m sorry to stare, but your ear is oozing.”
Bradford turns away, spots himself in a mirror, and realizes he’s made a fool of himself. He quietly slips out of the party in humiliation.
Hillary’s “bold post-election style” makes me think of Bradford Meade.
But the difference, of course, is Hillary Clinton lacks the level of self-awareness Bradford showed.
And much like Wilhelmina, the Enslaved Press plays along with Hillary’s endless parade of “bold new styles.”
But somebody has to step up and say something about the Empress’ new clothes.
So here goes.
Hillary’s “bold” new style looks ridiculous on her. As ridiculous, in fact, as her $1,200 haircut.
And this isn’t just “putting lipstick on a pig.”
It’s more than that.
This is more along the lines of “dressing an old, decrepit pig like a piglet doesn’t make the pig look any younger.”
And the only thing “bold” about this is the fact that Hillary is bold enough to make a fool of herself by dressing like she’s forty years younger than she is.
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