The Empress’ New Clothes

Hillary Clinton has once again emerged with a new “look.” And, naturally, the sycophantic Enslaved Press is going gaga over the Empress’ new clothes.

Vanity Fair is leading the way in gushing over Hillary Clinton’s “bold post-election style.”

Seriously?

Which outfit got them so breathless?

This one.

Good goobly-moobly. Is that ugly or what?

I don’t know what’s worse – the hideous seizure-inducing 1970s background or the seizure-susceptible, near-septuagenarian in the foreground.

As Cordelia Chase once said on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “There should be an age limit on Lycra pants.”

Yes, and there should be an age limit on Hillary’s new clothes as well.

Earth to Grandma Clinton. You’re not a hip, young celebrity. You’re an aging, decrepit old hag.

And no amount of “trendy” outfits and twelve hundred dollar haircuts is going to change that.

There’s an episode of Ugly Betty where the scheming Wilhelmina Slater tries to convince Bradford Meade to leave his wife of 39 years and marry her so she can take over the company.

In order to do it, she tries to convince Bradford to recapture his youth by dressing in younger, hipper clothes.

Later that evening, Bradford turns up at a party dressed in a leopard-print shirt, jeans, brown leather jacket and sporting a pierced ear and dyed hair.

He thinks he looked great.

He didn’t.

But of course Wilhelmina keeps up the ruse and gushes over his new look.

When a beautiful woman can’t stop staring at him, Bradford goes over to her thinking she’s interested in him.

But instead, she tells him, “I’m sorry to stare, but your ear is oozing.”

Bradford turns away, spots himself in a mirror, and realizes he’s made a fool of himself. He quietly slips out of the party in humiliation.

Hillary’s “bold post-election style” makes me think of Bradford Meade.

But the difference, of course, is Hillary Clinton lacks the level of self-awareness Bradford showed.

And much like Wilhelmina, the Enslaved Press plays along with Hillary’s endless parade of “bold new styles.”

But somebody has to step up and say something about the Empress’ new clothes.

So here goes.

Hillary’s “bold” new style looks ridiculous on her. As ridiculous, in fact, as her $1,200 haircut.

And this isn’t just “putting lipstick on a pig.”

It’s more than that.

This is more along the lines of “dressing an old, decrepit pig like a piglet doesn’t make the pig look any younger.”

And the only thing “bold” about this is the fact that Hillary is bold enough to make a fool of herself by dressing like she’s forty years younger than she is.

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9 thoughts on “The Empress’ New Clothes

  • March 31, 2017 at 12:54 pm
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    Another portrait of the Fake American’s jilted Queen.

  • March 31, 2017 at 1:21 pm
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    Reminds me of the oft-used vignette between Lady Astor and Sir Winston Churchill:
    Lady Astor: You, Mr. Churchill, are drunk.
    Churchill: And you, Madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober.

  • March 31, 2017 at 3:10 pm
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    She wore black denim trousers and motorcycle boots
    And a black leather jacket with an eagle on the back.

    On the muscle of her arm was a red tattoo
    A picture of a heart saying “Muthah , I love you”
    (Please forgive my modifications to a classic )

  • March 31, 2017 at 3:53 pm
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    I once had an overstuffed chair reupholstered. It looks like they used the same material.

  • March 31, 2017 at 6:17 pm
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    Are they bringing back the California Raisins?

  • March 31, 2017 at 7:40 pm
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    She looks like an eggplant.

    • March 31, 2017 at 8:20 pm
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      You would think even seiu but buddies would know no everyone can wear purple . Sheeze , she aint about to hop on anything but huma ..

  • April 1, 2017 at 10:18 pm
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    Vanity Fair is blind in both eyes. Clearly politics trump (pun intended) good taste and fashion sense.
    One look at The Hildabeast in leather made me go blind in one eye before I could avert my gaze.

    Can I point out that she LOST the election because she is evil, nasty, corrupt and incompetent.
    She lost, she lost, she lost. She is a nobody now. Get used to it Democrats. She lost.

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