Enough pussy-footing around: Ban Murder!

Ban Murder

There comes a point when the American people need to be willing to say, Enough is enough! In 2014, over fourteen thousand people were murdered in the United States, and not just by guns! People were responsible! People! How many more of our fellow Americans need to die at the hands of Assault People before we realize that as a nation that we must ban murder!

It isn’t enough that murdering someone is against the law. Clearly these Assault People are still murdering despite these laws. If our current murder laws won’t stop it, the only way we can stop murder is to ban murder.

Ban it!

These Assault People must be banned!

Murdering does not belong on our streets or in our neighborhoods!

Ban murder!

Okay, except for the over one million unborn children murdered every year. We won’t ban that.

But ban murder of everyone else!

We can do it, my friends. We only have to believe!

We can change the nature of fallen, sinful humankind and put a stop to the carnage.

We can ban murder!

After all, in 1928, the world came together to ratify the Kellogg-Briand Pact which banned war.

And look how great that turned out!

If only we find the courage to stand up as one people and ban murder, think of the lives we would save. [Except for the over one million lives murdered in the womb every year — we won’t save them]

And while we’re at it, let’s ban hate!

If we can ban trans-fats and salt, surely we can ban hate!

Utopia is waiting for us, my friends. It is just around the corner. And the only thing that stands in our way is the pesky Republican Party who refuses to join us in our efforts to ban murder and hate.

We can build a perfect place where we all live in a 1970s Coke commercial.


 
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2 thoughts on “Enough pussy-footing around: Ban Murder!

  • June 17, 2016 at 11:12 am
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    If we were to ban the wheel, everything would come to a stop.

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