Excitement you could cut with a spork

Couldn’t you just feel the excitement?!

Hillary Clinton took to the stage of the Democratic National Convention and really fired up the crowds!

Excitement you could cut with a knife

Okay, not so much.

I didn’t watch it. Like I said, I’d rather eat steel wool than sit through any of those demagogic speakers.

I watched 13 Hours instead.

Tell me. If you had a choice between watching Hillary — dressed in what can only be described as a hospital orderly uniform:

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Or watching a film about six brave men who fought to protect American citizens when our government couldn’t be bothered.

Excitement 13 hours

Which would you choose?

Hillary portrays herself as a fighter who never gives up.

But those men in Benghazi are the ones who never gave up.

Hillary, however, gave up on them.

When the movie finished up after eleven, I went onto Twitter to read some of the responses from Hillary’s speech only to discover she was still speaking.

One of the first tweets I saw was this one:

Bill Clinton Excitement

Hilarious! Gone are the days when Bill Clinton looked at Hillary with longing and love.

The guy looks like he’s about to topple over from the sheer weight of her voice.

Am I right, or what?

Captain Pike

I read this morning that the convention center was put on lock-down so that Bernie protesters couldn’t get in, or, stage a walk-out.

What does it say about the Democrats’ nominee that they have to force people to sit through her speech?

John Podhoretz had a great column about Hillary’s anti-climactic moment in the spotlight over at the New York Post:

Well, Hillary Clinton took the stage after four days of Democratic triumph — the party staged what was even to these conservative eyes and ears the best, tightest, most interesting convention of our time — and pretty much stunk up the joint.
Her speech was a Jell-O mold of a sort my Aunt Millie used to make — blandly gelatinous in flavor and texture with little pieces of boilerplate left-liberal policy suspended in it like peach chunks from a three-week-old can. I can’t think of another one of these events when the presidential candidate’s acceptance address ended up solidly in the running for the more-than-dubious honor of being the worst speech of the convention.


Hillary’s biggest obstacle is, well, Hillary. It’s difficult to sell Americans on something they really detest.

Look at New Coke.

Even a near-catatonic Bill Clinton seems to understand that no flashy, splashy marketing campaign in Philadelphia can turn this shit sandwich into a Philly Cheese-Steak.

A media blitz, a conga line of Hollywood celebrities, and a obedient Enslaved Press can’t change Hillary Clinton into a candidate the American people are enthusiastic about.

There is just no excitement for this wretched hag.

I’d venture to guess that far more Americans would be fired up and excited about Hillary Clinton only if they saw her frog-marched to a prison cell.

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3 thoughts on “Excitement you could cut with a spork

  • July 29, 2016 at 11:07 am

    Trully , this is America’s autumn. It is getting so bad with both of these candidates that sooner or later someone will suggest Lil Barry just stay on for-evah. Seriously, what the hell has happened to our country? Our forefathers would have started shooting already. This is the most ridiculous election cycle I can remember. This is absolutely unbelieveably guano crazy.

    • July 29, 2016 at 3:20 pm

      Couldn’t agree more. This is the theater of the absurd. Like living through an episode of the Twilight Zone.

  • July 29, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    “I’d venture to guess that far more Americans would be fired up and excited about Hillary Clinton only if they saw her frog-marched to a prison cell.”

    Hey…I’d buy tickets to THAT! Or as my grandmother used to say “I’d give up my front-row seat in Heaven for that!”

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