Faux Mexican Enters the Race

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Whelp. It’s official.

Jeb Bush has become a candidate for the Democrat Republican nomination for President.

Now, just to be clear, his name is pronounced “Heb,” and don’t forget it.

What surprises me most is that Heb isn’t trying to run for President of LaRaza.

But that’s just me.

But, much like Rachel Dolezal made the most of her faux black heritage to advance her career, Heb is hoping his falso Mexican heritage will put him over the top in the Republican primary.

Faux Mexican Enters the Race

Heb had this to say in his announcement ayer:

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Yup. Those out of work coal miners who have been abandoned by the Democrat Party will really identify with Heb over those profound words.

Those African Americans (operative word being Americans) who are finally starting to realize that the Democrats have abandoned them for illegal aliens from Central and South America will really embrace Señor Bush’s message.

Listen. The way to secure the victory in 2016 is to enthusiastically and passionately articulate a purely American agenda. Articulating Conservatism and how a Conservative agenda means every single American can be lifted up out of poverty and malaise by shrinking this over-bloated, never-sated, out of control Government and putting the power and opportunity back into the hands of the people.

The voters who have been abandoned by the Left are right there for the taking. They want somebody whose vision for America includes them. Working class white voters. Blacks who have been used and abused by Liberal Democrat policies for a half century. The people who feel like this Government doesn’t give a damn about them. Because, let’s face it. The Government doesn’t give a damn about them.

Part of the reason they feel that way, is because our elected officials seem more concerned with kowtowing to illegal aliens than they do for the concerns of American citizens.

These voters are desperate to be heard.

They are the ones who are throwing up their hands in defeat and saying, “Nobody in Washington is listening to us!”

They are the people who stayed home in 2012 because the Republican candidate was no more interested in them than Obama’s party was.

They want to be heard. They want someone to address their concerns, their fears, the desire for a better life.

And, sorry, Heb. They didn’t hear it in your Spanish-language address.

With so many Americans desperate for a candidate they can embrace, why in Lucifer’s reach, did you think the best way to launch your campaign was to focus on illegal immigrants?

These Americans who feel abandoned couldn’t identify with Romney.

And trust me, Heb they cannot identify with you.

What’s worse for you, Heb, is the Republican base can’t identify with you either.

It isn’t because we’re anti-Latino.

If that were the case, Rubio and Cruz wouldn’t be so wildly popular.

It’s because we’re proud Americans who want a President who would put the interests of the American People and our nation ahead of everything else. Including non-citizens.

What makes Rubio and Cruz distinctly different from you, Señor Bush, is they aren’t pandering. They are embracing the American way of life. They stand proud to be American. And because of that, they are better positioned to reach out to Americans — no matter where those Americans’ families may have come from.

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One thought on “Faux Mexican Enters the Race

  • June 16, 2015 at 10:35 am
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    I won’t vote for Jeb unless it comes down to Bush vs Clinton. However, bashing Republicans doesn’t do anyone any good at this point. Just my perspective.

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