Flip-Flop Fauci

Flip-Flop Fauci

Old Flip-Flop Fauci is at it again.

Last year when President Trump suggested COVID originated in a lab in Wuhan China, Dr. Anthony Fauci, in the words of CNN’s Chris Cillizza, “crushed” Trump’s theory.

Cillizza gleefully celebrated Fauci for putting stupid old liar Trump in his place.

Fauci, you see, was “definitive about the origins of the virus,” wrote Cillizza.

Definitive. As in “serving to provide a final solution or to end a situation.”

In an interview with National Geographic last year, Dr. Definitive declared that the scientific evidence is “very, very strongly leaning toward this could not have been artificially or deliberately manipulated.”

Very, very strongly leaning.

Not just one adverb, but three. That tells you Fauci really, really, really means it.

Well, that was then.

This is now.

And now, Dr. Flip-Flop Fauci is warbling a different tune.

This past week, Dr. Flippity-floppity said he is “not convinced” COVID developed naturally.

During a “fact-checking” event called “United Facts of America: A Festival of Fact-Checking” (stop and marvel at that irony), PolitiFact’s Katie Sanders asked Flip-Flop Fauci if he is still confident that the virus developed naturally.

“No actually,” said the once “very, very strongly” definitive, now not-so-definitive Flip-Flop Fauci, “I am not convinced about that, I think we should continue to investigate what went on in China until we continue to find out to the best of our ability what happened.”

But, but, but HE CRUSHED TRUMP’S THEORY!!! He was so DEFINITIVE!!!

Seriously. This guy flip-flops so much he should be put on the US Men’s Gymnastics Team.

“Certainly, the people who investigated it say it likely was the emergence from an animal reservoir that then infected individuals,” Flip-Flop Fauci continued, “But it could have been something else, and we need to find that out [very, very strongly!!!]. So, you know, that’s the reason why I said I’m perfectly in favor of any investigation that looks into the origin of the virus.”

Let’s be honest. Nothing this man has ever said could even remotely be described as definitive, let alone “very, very strongly” definitive. He has changed his opinions more frequently than most people change their socks.

I’ve been saying all along that Dr. Definitive Flip-Flop Fauci was nothing but the media’s useful idiot – exploited to attack Trump and sow suspicion and distrust in his Administration’s Wuhan Virus response in order to stop Trump’s reelection. So much as they did with Cuomo, the media built up this man and turned him into the Ron Jeremy of Wuhan Panic Porn.

And like any vainglorious autocrat with a hunger for stardom, Flip-Flop Fauci gobbled up the attention like a half-starved man.

We now know that what President Trump was saying a year ago is far more credible than Fauci or CNN’s Chris Cillizza wanted us to believe.

In other words, as is often the case, Donald Trump was right all along.

At this point, with the evidence that COVID escaped from a lab becoming well established, Flip-Flop Fauci would look a fool if he continued to claim that COVID “could not have been artificially or deliberately manipulated.” Worse still, he’d lose that attention that’s been feeding his ego for the last fourteen months.

So, to keep the media hits coming, he flip-flops.

He alters his views, not based on “new evidence,” but based entirely on his own vainglorious desire to keep the fame train running.

And if he ever gets called out on it, Fauci will simply deny that he flip-flopped. It’s what he always does.

It will never not be infuriating that so many gullible idiots in this country fell for Fauci’s snake oil shtick.

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6 thoughts on “Flip-Flop Fauci

  • May 24, 2021 at 8:55 am
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    I never heard of this punk until the scamdemic started. When I heard he was good friends with the Klintoons I knew he was a liar and a fraud. Birds of a feather and all that.

  • May 24, 2021 at 9:00 am
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    I would rather see him shanghaied on a tramp steamer to India.

  • May 24, 2021 at 10:17 am
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    This clown should be out in a Zoo for all to see and feed. Great read.

  • May 24, 2021 at 12:29 pm
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    About Dr. Anthony Frankenstein
    Horrific medical research is taking place at the University of Pittsburg carrying out experiments on fetuses.

    Some of the funding for the so-called medical research came from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases run by Tony Fauci.

    At the University they were taking the scalps of five month old aborted babies and grafting them onto lab rats and mice to see how long they could keep the hair growing – you can actually see the photographs in a published study. Little baby scalps grafted onto rats to see how long they can keep the hairs growing. Of course, these would be the hairs growing on the infants had they not been aborted.

    Again, this study was funded by multiple grants from the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) which is run by Dr. Anthony Fauci.

    Planned Parenthood was the one supplying the body parts for the experiments at the University of Pittsburg.

    Dr. Fauci owns every bit of this study and this issue. As the head of the NIAID office the buck stops with him in terms of how those grants are spent, whether they’re being monitored and made sure that they are ethically and legally compliant, as far as the good stewardship of taxpayer money.

    The fact that they were using scalps from five month old aborted babies means the heads had to be intact in order to get the scallops. Those are either partial birth abortion or infants delivered alive and whole.

    Did anybody at Dr. Fauci‘s office ever ask the researchers at Pittsburgh, “hey how are you getting those scalps, how are you getting whole scalps from the heads of fetuses without a partial birth abortion?“.

    Dr. Fauci should be brought in front of the United States Congress and asked those questions directly about what his office did to make sure that these grants and that these barbaric experiments were in compliance with all the applicable federal laws and regulations for these federal taxpayer grants.

    Every day Americans are justifiably disturbed and upset and sad and want accountability and want enforcement from their elected representatives/from government officials on these issues. Particularly when a set of government policies with fetal experimentation and experiments on aborted children that basically say that our children are worth more to us dead than alive. And because of that, it speaks to who we are as a people and who we are as Americans. We should demand that there be full transparency and accountability on it.
    This isn’t about choice or reproductive healthcare, it’s just awful and no country should put up with it for a second.
    h/t to David Daleidon

  • May 24, 2021 at 3:54 pm
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    This goes way beyond merely flip-flopping on whether the virus came from the lab or not. Floppy Fauxi signed off on sending millions of US taxpayer dollars to the Wuhan lab, which were used for gain-of-function research on this virus. Since the lab origin is much more likely than not, now the hand wringing pundits are insisting that the virus escaped the lab “accidentally”. A much more compelling case can be made for deliberate release by the CCP. As soon as cases were recognized in the Wuhan area, travel to the rest of China was shut down completely, while international travel remained unfettered. The Chinese press and government tried to bury the story and facts as long as possible. Lab records and the viral genome were sequestered and the Chinese tried to shift the blame to multiple other countries. China has a population greater than 1.5 billion, and loss of 0.02% of it would not bother its economy or government. More and more, this is looking like a first run biological attack by the CCP, using a low lethality agent to damage the world’s economy, particularly in the west. Given the overwrought and wrongheaded response to this plandemic, the next iteration may have much more devastating consequences.

  • May 24, 2021 at 8:01 pm
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    How I’d love to see this little tool beaten up in an alley.

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