This is one of those “I told you so’s” that really grates my cheese.
But, I told you that France has a reputation for surrender.
Sometimes, I hate it when I’m right.
As much as I held out hope that the French people would (for once) stand up for themselves, I had this sinking feeling that they wouldn’t.
At some point, a nation is too far gone to save itself.
Americans, unlike the French, do not want to go down willingly. We refuse to surrender.
This is why President Trump won.
Brits are the same way. They fought alone against the Germans after the French collapsed like an expensive soufflé.
Brits don’t surrender either. This is why Brexit won.
Maybe it’s because I’m reading Adios, America by Ann Coulter that I have a newfound respect for the Anglo-Saxon resolve that founded America and established the British Empire.
Americans have far more in common with the Brits than we do the French. The French have more in common with Canada.
So it doesn’t surprise me at all that France’s new president is cut from the same cloth as Canada’s matinee idol quisling Prime Minister Justin
But in keeping with my commitment to always see the silver lining, at least now our butt-hurt Hollywood celebrities have somewhere to go.
To Cher, Lena Dunham, Whoopie Goldberg and every other celebrity: Forget Canada. Now that Obama’s little mini-me is President of France, head on over across the pond and make yourself at home.
Sure, there’s a downside.
After all, in Canada, you could still speak English.
Moving to France means having to learn their language.
But I wouldn’t worry about it. Sure, you’d have to learn a whole new alphabet, but Arabic can’t be all that hard. And I know how much you all love Islam. So you’ll fit right in.
If I were President Trump, I would call Macron, not to congratulate him, but to offer the deal of a lifetime.
He should tell Macron that America will take every French citizen who voted for Le Pen. In exchange, we will send France all our Muslim refugees.
It’s a win/win. Okay, sure, mostly for us, but still.
Knowing how easily the French surrender and given what a great deal maker Trump is, you know it could happen.
To sweeten the deal, President Trump can offer to to pay airfare to move both groups. I think Macron would jump at it.
Let’s face it.
France is done. Over. Finished. Fini.
America was able to survive despite Barack Obama because we are resilient, stubborn and prone to fight back.
But France surrenders.
Macron will not only be the youngest President in the history of France; he may well also be the last.
This was a win for Islam and the Globalists of the EU.
But not for France.
As an added bonus, Merkel has just been assured that history won’t put Europe’s demise entirely on her. Now she can share the blame with Macron.
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