Frankly Dolezal is less obnoxious

While in London (on our dime), Michelle Obama told a gaggle of Muslim girls “I’m here because when I look out at all of these young women I see myself.”

Of course she does.

She also told these girls that, though she lives an ocean away, “in so many ways, your story is my story.” [hat tip Breitbart]

Sure it is.

Oy. When you consider the way Michelle Obama co-opts other peoples’ experiences, frankly Dolezal is less obnoxious. At least Rachel Dolezal stopped at “I’m black.”

Michelle just can’t stop herself … EVER.

Michelle is a Muslim School Girl.

Michelle is just like the school children in Africa.

Michelle is a “Busy single mom.”

Michelle is just like a murdered teenager in Chicago.

Michelle’s identity is so fluid you can pour it into a sippy cup.

Michelle isn’t trying to “identify” with these girls. The truth is, Michelle has a fetish when it comes to making every single issue, story, event and person somehow about her.

I wrote about this over two years ago in a column called “Me Me Me: It’s all about me” which is now in my first collection of columns, RANT: Politics & Snark in the Age of Obama (which by the way is only $1.99 — that’s quite a bargain!):

Here’s the column in its entirety:

Me – Me – Me: It’s All About Me – April 11, 2013

Michelle Obama’s a busy single Mom.

Only, she’s not single. But she knows what it’s like because she’s just like single moms only she’s not single. But she can feel your pain. She knows your shtruggles because she’s just like you only she’s nothing like you, but she knows how you’re feeling and what your days are like even though she has no idea how you’re feeling and what your days are like.

But she’s a busy single Mom just like you!!!!!

Poor Michelle

Michelle Obama’s a murdered teenage girl in Chicago.

Only, she’s not a teenage girl. And she doesn’t live in Chicago anymore. Plus when she did, she lived in a hoity toity expensive house in Hyde Park and earned three hundred thousand dollars a year for a no-show job. And she hasn’t been murdered in a random act of “Chicago.” But she understands the shtruggles of being a teenager living in gang territory because, well she wasn’t living in gang territory, but she knows anyway. Because she’s exactly like this dead teen even though she’s nothing like this dead teen. Because, like she pointed out, she went to Princeton and Harvard and this dead teen didn’t make it out of a vacant lot alive. But despite this, Michelle Obama is exactly like this dead teen. Only, alive…. And not a teen.


What is it about the Obamas that they have to make everything about them?

And you know they make everything about them, because Barack Obama frequently points out that “this is not about me!”

It’s become a mainstream joke counting the use of the word “I” in every Obama speech – be it Barack or Michelle.

They talk more about themselves more than anyone or anything else.

And they twist themselves into pretzels to make every single event somehow relate to their life.

Like Obama’s speech at the funeral for Senator Daniel Inouye.

Naturally, the personal pronoun count was done.
“I” – 30 times
“my” – 21 times
“me” – 12 times

Because, see, Daniel Inouye’s rich and storied life was all about Obama.

And who can forget his large-screen speech commemorating the twentieth anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall? Now, he was just too busy to go and celebrate this monumental historical event, but he did provide them with a video of him reading a speech, and of course, he made it about him.

”Few would have foreseen on that day that a united Germany would be led by a woman from Brandenburg or that their American ally would be led by a man of African descent.”


“Mr. Gorbachev: Tear down this wall” really does look small in comparison, don’t it?

“Come on everyone! We have to tear down this wall because I foresee a black man in the White House!!!!!!” (Only, it was shouted in German)

Don’t forget, that Barack Obama even added himself to the White House website’s biographies for every other US Presidents.

”George Washington cut down a cherry tree. And I love cherry pie. I remember one time when I was living in Chicago and I had the best cherry pie and I thought to myself, ‘I bet these cherries are the same variety as the ones from the tree George Washington cut down.”

”Harry S. Truman said ‘The buck stops here.’ And I have lots of bucks. I made a bundle of bucks on the autobiography that Bill Ayers wrote for me. Oh, um. I really like Missouri where Harry S. Truman is from.”

It’s like we live in Pharaoh’s Egypt. Barack and Michelle work tirelessly to put monuments of themselves on everything.

The Olympics.
The Berlin Wall.
Murdered children.
The Wailing Wall.
The March from Selma.
Memphis Blues.

Good gracious, he even made sure he could claim Irish descent when he visited Ireland.

These people make the most malignant narcissist look like St. Francis of Assisi.

And yesterday, pampered, wealthy, faux royal Michelle Obama, on yet another White House Anti-Gun “Stunt” – this time from the murder capital of the US – actually had the sickening audacity to relate herself to one of the hundreds of teenagers slaughtered in that city by gangs.

”And as I visited with the Pendleton family at Hadiya’s funeral, I couldn’t get over how familiar they felt to me. Because what I realized was Hadiya’s family was just like my family. Hadiya Pendleton was me, and I was her.”

There is something ghoulish and borderline pornographic about how the Obamas are using these people whose lives have been irreparably changed by senseless violence.

Apparently the violation of their lives through murder wasn’t enough. Now the Obamas have to violate them again and again and again.

It’s cruel.

It’s the most vile, senseless, selfish act imaginable.

They should be ashamed of themselves.

But you know they aren’t.

They lack a couple basic human qualities — empathy and humility.

The Obamas are incapable of actually, honestly understanding the pain or grief of others. So they settle for exploiting it.

They are an opportunistic infection.

Two, spoiled, pampered parasites living off taxpayers while they forcibly insert themselves into unsuspecting, vulnerable hosts.

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One thought on “Frankly Dolezal is less obnoxious

  • June 16, 2015 at 7:02 pm

    Always spot on!

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