Fussy Fairies Feign Offense for Flag

Oh noes!!!!!

Americans are showing their pride on Facebook by superimposing the American flag over their profile pictures.

What nerve!!

How dare you haters show your pride in the American flag!!

Sure, we gay marriage supporters leapt on the opportunity of the SCOTUS ruling to encourage Facebook users to superimpose the gay flag over their profile pictures.

But that’s … well, that’s FREE SPEECH!!

And we all have a right to free speech!

Including you … I mean, not including you!

And you wingnuts doing the same with the American flag?!

Why, that’s not free speech. That’s … well … that’s just HATE!!

You hatey haters!

Acting like somehow the American flag is YOURS! Well, it’s not YOURS. It’s belongs to all Americans.

Including you … I mean, not including you!

Which is why we gay marriage supporters celebrated the SCOTUS ruling by superimposing the American flag over our ….

No. Wait.

How dare you hatey hatey haters show pride for America.

We all know you’re only doing it because you’re a bunch of hatey hatey homophobes.

You big, stinky hatey haters!

Just because we chose to superimpose the gay flag over our profile pictures as a way to say, “Suck it you haters! We won!” doesn’t mean you hatey hatey haters can do the same thing to us!

It’s not FAIR!! You can’t do the same thing we did!!! Because we’re victims, and everybody knows only fragile flower victims are allowed to zing people. You hatey haters aren’t allowed to zing us back!!!

Don’t you know that?

You’re not allowed to push back!!!

Because we’re fragile little flowers! We can dish it out, but we can’t take it.

So stop being such hatey hatey haters! You haters!

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On a side note, this is Dianny’s profile picture:
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2 thoughts on “Fussy Fairies Feign Offense for Flag

  • July 2, 2015 at 7:10 pm
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    Hum-m-m-m…. An American flag and carrying a Russian AK-47. That’s messed up.

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