Grandpa Does G7

The foreign leaders assembled at the G7 Summit in Cornwall are deeelighted to announce that “America is back!”

And when the G7 leaders say “America is back!” what they mean is they can go back to treating the USA like a doormat, getting oodles of taxpayer $$, all without offering a thing in return.

Yup. These guys know that with Grandpa Biden “in charge” “America is back” to “leading from behind.”

Poor Grandpa. All the cool kids at the G7 may want America’s money, but they certainly don’t have time for him.

Quite a change from this, am I right?

Greenfield column 5 rules

At another point, old Joe made the mistake of stopping to answer a reporter’s question without the note cards his communications staff always provide. Sweet merciful Zeus! They can’t have that. Thankfully, Jill raced to the rescue, and like an airport worker waving in a 747, wrangled Joe away before he could put his foot in his mouth.

Have you seen the awkward “Social Distancing” G7 “class picture?”

Grandpa does G7-01

Whoops. You know, on second thought, that might be “altered.” We’ll have to check with USA Today fact-checkers to be sure.

Okay, let’s try that again.

Wait. What are Ross and Demelza Poldark doing at the G7? Oh, right. It’s in Cornwall.

That isn’t the right picture either.

Let me give it another go.

G7 Octopus

Okay, now that is definitely not the right one.

Great Caesar’s ghost. Where the hell did I put the right picture?!

Let me try this again.

Drogon crashes the G7

You know what? That isn’t the right one either. But the thought of Daenerys Targaryen muttering “Dracarys” and Drogon unleashing a crap-ton of dragon fire down on the G7 gang is so appealing, I’ll settle for this one.

Smash the G7 wheel, Daenerys!

Apparently when they set up for this “socially distanced” G7 class picture, they all greeted each other with “elbow bumps.” Because world leaders are apparently born without the shame gene.

Holy smokes. That was an official G7 video?! Good grief. Now I’m doubly embarrassed for them.

Boy, I’ll tell ya. I miss Trump.

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8 thoughts on “Grandpa Does G7

  • June 12, 2021 at 1:41 pm
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    What’s to become of dopey Joe,
    the rest believe he’s much too slow.
    They will not shake his offered hand,
    they will not shake it by the sand

    Our money he will offer first,
    to slake their never ending thirst.
    Oh woe becomes poor uncle Joe,
    his time has passed, bring on the Ho.
    (Apologies to Dr Seuss)

  • June 12, 2021 at 2:22 pm
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    From that first clip, I guess ‘Leading From Behind’ is a thing again.

    • June 12, 2021 at 2:36 pm
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      Man, I wish I thought to say that … wait …

      • June 12, 2021 at 6:40 pm
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        Sorry Dianny, skimmed over the reading and focused on vids. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

        • June 12, 2021 at 6:53 pm
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          I’m going with the Homer Simpson defense: ‘Lord help me, I’m just not that bright.’

        • June 12, 2021 at 7:35 pm
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          Let that be a lesson for you! [She said while wagging her index finger furiously] 😘

  • June 12, 2021 at 4:45 pm
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    Dr. Jill is a caretaker, plain and simple. It’s clear to everyone but the fawning media.

  • June 13, 2021 at 12:58 am
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    Dr. “caregiver” Jill, a more perfect union indeed. Would have been more honest for the Dems to have just run her at the top of their 2020 ticket.

    The contrasting vids and photos of President Trump’s single-handed disruption of the G7 — well, they speak for themselves. Wish we still had that guy

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