Grandpa might allow us to celebrate our independence from tyranny

Grandpa might allow us to celebrate our independence from tyranny

From the militarized capital of the United States, a thoroughly medicated Grandpa Biden gave his first address to the nation.

The address was to honor the one year anniversary of Fifteen Days to Slow the Spread.

Or it was to honor the one year anniversary of Grandpa Biden getting in the face of an auto worker in Michigan and telling him he’s full of shit.

On second thought, it was probably the former. Since the “standing in the middle of a crowd during a pandemic and getting up in some guy’s grill” incident took place on March 10th.


Boy was Mad King Grandpa’s drug-induced address to the nation full of unintended symbolism.

Toward the end, as the drugs were starting to wear off, Grandpa let us all know that if we are obedient subjects, come July 4th, he just might grant us permission to gather together to celebrate America’s Independence from tyranny.

Not large gatherings, mind you. King Grandpa won’t permit that. No sir. But you will have his royal permission to get together with a handful of people.

How benevolent of you, your “High”-ness.

Funny that just last week I did a photoshop of the movie poster The Madness of King George in honor of President Asterisk.

He’s a lot more like King George III than I realized.

Not only have both lost their wits, but the both treat Americans like subjects to be ordered around like sheep.

Did you ever think you’d live to see the day when even a titular President of the United States would act as if he has the authority to tell us what we are allowed to do?

Frankly, I don’t know what bothers me more – that Grandpa Biden believes he has the power to bestow the freedom to celebrate our independence from tyranny, or that there are slacked-jawed Americans who saw him say that and without a shred of sarcasm thought to themselves, “Oh, thank you! Thank you, President Biden!”

And you know there are people who thought that.

A year ago I wouldn’t believe it would be many people.

But given how easily it was to get more than half the country to hide in their homes in fear of a virus with a 99% survival rate, I know now that far too many of our fellow citizens think Grandpa Biden allowing us to gather in small groups on July Fourth is the most wonderful thing in the world.

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7 thoughts on “Grandpa might allow us to celebrate our independence from tyranny

  • March 12, 2021 at 11:23 am

    I had a No-Masks-Allowed July 4th Cookout for family and friends at my house LAST July 4th. This year will be no different no matter what Walter the Puppet says.

    • March 13, 2021 at 1:11 pm

      Great ! Keep up the good work.

  • March 12, 2021 at 11:44 am

    Hey xiden…I’ll be attending a class reunion in July. There will be over 50 people in attendance. Watch me enjoy myself…no, really, just watch me. I DO NOT need your permission to be a free American. The Constitution already provided that stipulation over 200 years ago.

  • March 12, 2021 at 11:48 am

    Not only have I grown tired of those slack jawed sycophants who worship the ground Grandpa Alzheimer’s walks on, but the media as well. They are not even attempting to hide that they are not journalists by state run propaganda artists.

  • March 12, 2021 at 6:52 pm

    I enjoy seeing idiots outdoors or in their cars by themselves wearing masks. It helps me more easily identify the sheep among us.

  • March 12, 2021 at 9:41 pm

    Like all but 7,000 Americans, I did not watch President Pro Tempore Biden’s address.

    News reports are sketchy and not very specific. Did Biden actually say July 4 THIS YEAR? Or did he mean NEXT year?

  • March 13, 2021 at 9:03 am

    I believe Biden is trying to cover his backside, the 4th of July rule, for the time when all the covid infected illegal aliens he is allowing in and transporting to our interior, actually cause the next big spike in infections/deaths ACROSS our nation. In my humble opinion, he should be held accountable for this, just as Cuomo, Whitmer, Wolf and Murphy should be accountable for their misdeeds and causing thousands of unnecessary deaths.

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