Handmaids of Government

Handmaids of Government

Prepare yourselves.

This evening President Trump will announce his nominee for the Supreme Court and no matter whom he chooses, the Left will spring into apoplectic action.

I guarantee you, MoveOn.org or some Soros-funded non-profit has already printed the protest signs – one large batch for every potential nominee in the running.

I can’t be the only one kinda hoping President Trump selects someone whom we didn’t know was being considered just so the idiots who’ve preprinted the signs are totally caught off guard.

“Joe Schnickelfritz?! We didn’t make a sign for Joe Schnickelfritz!!!”

Any old how.

In addition to slickly made signage, expect to see an army of angry broads dressed like Handmaids.

Because, America is just like Gilead!!!!!!

Only, not really, but never mind!!!!!

Of all the silly, nonsensical protest costumes this army of Leftist idiots choose, I find the Handmaids brigade the most hilarious.

Because let’s be honest.

These women want to be kept women.

Only, instead of a man, they want to be kept by the Government.

They aren’t looking for liberty and freedom.

And they sure as heck aren’t rebelling against an intrusive government.

The fact is, they want Government to be their patriarchal provider.

Provide us with healthcare.

Provide us with abortions.

Provide us contraceptives.

And if we do get pregnant, provide us with neonatal care and government-funded childcare.

Provide for us because we are incapable of providing for ourselves.

Remember that stupid “Julia” animated garbage put out by Obama in 2012?

That’s what these Handmaids want – a government that keeps and cares for them from cradle to grave.

So protesting dressed up as Handmaids is all manner of ironic.

Because the truth is, they want to be the Handmaids of Government.

And that’s the primary difference between these Handmaids and free, sovereign, independent women on the Right.

We want to be free to make decisions and choices in our own lives.

We want government out of how we raise and educate our children.

We want to work for and earn our money so that we can choose how to spend it and on what.

And we believe that we are more than capable of living our lives, providing for ourselves and making the right choices to be successful and happy without Government’s intrusive hand.

These dingbats dressing up like Handmaids aren’t rebelling against Government control; they expect it. Hell, they demand it.

They aren’t smashing the patriarchy.

Instead, they’re demanding institutional patriarchy in the form of a centralized Federal Government.

They want Government to serve the role of provider, protector, and breadwinner.

They want to be the Handmaids of Government.

We don’t.

We’re the ones fighting for individual liberty, freedom of opportunity, and self-determination.

And if these women weren’t so dependent on Government, it wouldn’t be such a cataclysmic event when an election doesn’t go their way.

They’re the ones crying for one-size-fits-all government mandated programs where all their needs are met by faceless, nameless bureaucrats who will decide just how much they’re allowed to have and when.

They don’t want to be free.

They don’t want to be independent.

They want to be kept women.

So when you see them marching around in their stupid red robes, just remember.

They aren’t protesting against an intrusive, patriarchal Government controlling their lives.

They’re the ones demanding it.

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10 thoughts on “Handmaids of Government

  • July 9, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    In other words they want to be legal prostitutes. ….
    What idiots

  • July 9, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Dianny, do you have a favorite or a prediction for who Trump will pick?

    I would have preferred Mike Lee, but of the 4 possibles, here is my ranking;


    Naturally I will be pleased with any of these but part of me is going to be disappointed if he chooses the least qualified, Barrett. I understand the logic, pick a woman, and how great would it be to have a female on SCOTUS not a raving lunatic? There is so much to like with Barrett, but straight up, her bench work is paltry. I hope it’s Hardiman but I’m betting it’s Barrett.

    • July 9, 2018 at 5:24 pm

      I’m hoping it’s Joe Schnickelfritz.

  • July 9, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    They want to be kept by government but used by men.

    Anyone ever read the “Handmaid’s Tale”?

    Good grief that book is boring and poorly written.

    • July 9, 2018 at 6:51 pm

      You should see how whacked out the HULU TV series is!!

  • July 9, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    I cannot be the only person completely amazed that Democrats are shaping up the midterms to be about abortion, raising taxes, abortion, illegal immigrants, and abortion.
    All issues that most polls show the majority of Americans are against or , at least ambivalent about.

    • July 9, 2018 at 8:45 pm

      To clarify, abortion is pretty much a 50% pro life, 50% pro choice issue,
      3/4of all Americans favor deporting illegal aliens,
      And about 60% favor the tax cuts of the R Congress

    • July 10, 2018 at 9:15 am

      It’s almost like the Democrats want to lose

  • July 10, 2018 at 12:16 am


    Kavanaugh was hand-selected by Leonard Leo, a VP of the Federalist Society & Co-Chairman of the anti-choice extremist group “Students for Life.” Make no mistake—Kavanaugh was picked to gut #RoevWade & achieve the group’s mission to “abolish abortion.”



  • July 10, 2018 at 8:45 am

    Schnickelfritz Would have been better

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