He bloody well better drop out

He bloody well better drop out

During last night’s CNN marathon townhall on Climate Change, Joe Biden suffered from a bloody eye.

I mean, let’s not jump to conclusions or anything.  Who doesn’t spontaneously bleed from the eyes? It’s totally normal and not at all a sign that bloody Joe Biden is too sickly to run for President of the United States.

This is Joe Biden’s “dropping like a sack of potatoes and having to be hoisted into the Scooby Van” moment.

I realize Jill Biden wants Democrats to swallow hard and vote for Joe.  But come on. Does she really expect them to swallow bloody eyes?

Then again, DOCTOR Jill Biden isn’t a real doctor. Shame that. Maybe if Jill had a medical background she wouldn’t subject her sickly husband to the stresses and strains of a Presidential campaign.

There is something wrong with this man health-wise.

And it isn’t necessarily his age.  I’ve said before that my dad is 80 and he is in far better health than Joe bloody Biden.

Shouldn’t spontaneous eye-bleeding be considered a gigantic red flag?

Sure, if everything else about Joe Biden was tickety-boo, a little bloody eye moment wouldn’t be that big a deal.

But when you couple bloody eyes with the near-constant gaffes, fantastical flights of fancy and the moments of forgetfulness, the only logical conclusion is that Joe Biden should do the smart thing and bloody well drop out of this race.

And the fact that he isn’t doesn’t say much about the people who are advising him.

You can’t spin bleeding eyes in a good light.

And the straining necessary to try and spin it just might cause more bloody eyes.

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10 thoughts on “He bloody well better drop out

  • September 5, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Thanks mayoclinic.org:

    Risk factors for a subconjunctival hemorrhage include:

    High blood pressure (hypertension)
    Certain blood-thinning medications, such as warfarin (Coumadin, Jantoven) and aspirin
    Blood-clotting disorders

  • September 5, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    Q: Mr. Vice President, are you o.k.?
    A: There’s nothing wrong with me! Nothing, nothing. Not a thing! Nothing nothing nothing. Nothin, nothin nothin. Nutton nutton nutton.

  • September 5, 2019 at 6:35 pm


  • September 5, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    Hey, maybe Joe’s a Holy Man and we just saw a miracle. Did anybody check to see if he had unexplained bleeding palms?

  • September 5, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    Either Joe Biden has committed a Stigmata and the Pope should intervene, or he’s basically dying on stage and officially lost his chance as President.

  • September 5, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    “Maharishi” said during the 2016 campaign that we, as a nation, were not ready to watch the Dem dame Hilary age before our eyes in the White House on national TV — if she was been elected.

    Well, here we are again with another Dem that we’re not ready to watch DIE on stage during the 2020 presidential campaign. Someone with power-of-attorney should consider options very carefully


  • September 6, 2019 at 1:03 am

    youre barmy . . . .tickety boo, bloody, heh …. Bobs your uncle!

  • September 6, 2019 at 10:15 am

    Why not just roll out a cardboard cutout of Biden with a speaker in its mouth. Obama could do the talking in his white voice. The dems wouldn’t know the difference.

  • September 6, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Biden is so far past his ‘Elect By Date’ that he should be babbling in a nursing home…..

    Oh, Wait….He is Babbling……

  • September 10, 2019 at 9:36 am

    Joe 30330 take some time to explain. His original polls were push polls. He’s made so many gaffes that are making the left look bad. How many poll leaders 18 months out have won the nomination?? BITEME is a throwaway candidate.

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