He loves, he loves, he loves his Calendar Girls

Move over Neil Sedaka.  There’s a new calendar girls lover in town.

On Monday, the New York Times quoted Joe Biden comparing the search for his perfect running mate to searching for calendar models.

Yeah, really.

When I first heard the story, after I finished singing “I love, I love, I love my calendar girls! Yeah, sweet calendar girls!” I got a queasy feeling in my stomach. Mostly because the first picture that popped into my head was Elizabeth Warren dressed as a sexy librarian seductively telling the boys to “Shhhhh!”

It was such a horrifying mental image, I couldn’t even bring myself to Photoshop it.

Hey, even I have my limits.

My second choice – Governor “Karen” Whitmer dressed in a sexy fascist costume – failed for the same reason.  On a side note, there is such a thing as a sexy fascist costume.  Who knew?!

So after a few pointless, puke-inducing attempts, I finally settled on a beach blanket motif starring Thirsty Rerun Abrams.

He loves, he loves, he loves his Calendar Girls

Okay, I admit; that’s not much better than Librarian Liz or Sexy Fascist Whitmer.

That was the problem I had, if you want to know the truth.  From a bikini-clad Amy Klobuchar hurling binders to Kamala on her knees — every idea I came up with was either puke-inducing or pornographic.

Blame it on Joe.  This is the problem with comparing your search for a running mate to calendar girls.

You’d think a guy facing a credible accusation of sexual assault who vowed to choose a female running mate would find a better analogy to describe his selection process.

But it’s pervy, lecherous Joe.

Inappropriate, badly timed analogies should be expected.

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10 thoughts on “He loves, he loves, he loves his Calendar Girls

  • May 12, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    Great ideas one and all but the pic of The Manatee is much, much, much too flattering of her. Her waist hasn’t been that small since she was 8 years old!

  • May 12, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    And the democraps and their media lap dogs made a huge issue of Romney and his binders full of women….. at least he didn’t practically request nude photos of them.

  • May 12, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Yeah…..she WISHES she looked that good.

  • May 12, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    I agree with GA Native. This svelte, lithe, comely (and false) version of Stacey AbramsTank you have presented is much more flattering than anything she could ever belch out of her cell phone to us in the form of a selfie.

    In real life, you’d run out of gas driving around her.

  • May 12, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    Abrams hasn’t looked that good in decades. If ever.

    When I think of pancakes, I think of Mrs. Butterworth.

  • May 12, 2020 at 8:34 pm


    Seriously though… Do you see the pock marks on his head? No one at CBS was interested in the pock marks on his forehead??? Does Jill (The doctor) host cockfights at their home?

  • May 12, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    ol’ Stacey ain’t looked that good in …. forever!

    … there’s a reason her last name is ‘Abrams’
    (it’ll come to ya)

  • May 13, 2020 at 8:37 am

    It’s official with this post/picture: I’m gonna have to start reading you after breakfast. (Dry heaves are worse than puking.)

  • May 15, 2020 at 1:03 am

    Tank has a chance. Biden will think he got somewhere between third base and home plate, Tank will love the attention. Not gonna take too much alcohol to get Joe to score!

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