He loves, he loves, he loves his Calendar Girls
Move over Neil Sedaka. There’s a new calendar girls lover in town.
On Monday, the New York Times quoted Joe Biden comparing the search for his perfect running mate to searching for calendar models.
Yeah, really.
When I first heard the story, after I finished singing “I love, I love, I love my calendar girls! Yeah, sweet calendar girls!” I got a queasy feeling in my stomach. Mostly because the first picture that popped into my head was Elizabeth Warren dressed as a sexy librarian seductively telling the boys to “Shhhhh!”
It was such a horrifying mental image, I couldn’t even bring myself to Photoshop it.
Hey, even I have my limits.
My second choice – Governor “Karen” Whitmer dressed in a sexy fascist costume – failed for the same reason. On a side note, there is such a thing as a sexy fascist costume. Who knew?!
So after a few pointless, puke-inducing attempts, I finally settled on a beach blanket motif starring Thirsty Rerun Abrams.
Okay, I admit; that’s not much better than Librarian Liz or Sexy Fascist Whitmer.
That was the problem I had, if you want to know the truth. From a bikini-clad Amy Klobuchar hurling binders to Kamala on her knees — every idea I came up with was either puke-inducing or pornographic.
Blame it on Joe. This is the problem with comparing your search for a running mate to calendar girls.
You’d think a guy facing a credible accusation of sexual assault who vowed to choose a female running mate would find a better analogy to describe his selection process.
But it’s pervy, lecherous Joe.
Inappropriate, badly timed analogies should be expected.
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Great ideas one and all but the pic of The Manatee is much, much, much too flattering of her. Her waist hasn’t been that small since she was 8 years old!
And the democraps and their media lap dogs made a huge issue of Romney and his binders full of women….. at least he didn’t practically request nude photos of them.
Yeah…..she WISHES she looked that good.
I agree with GA Native. This svelte, lithe, comely (and false) version of Stacey AbramsTank you have presented is much more flattering than anything she could ever belch out of her cell phone to us in the form of a selfie.
In real life, you’d run out of gas driving around her.
HAHA!!
Abrams hasn’t looked that good in decades. If ever.
When I think of pancakes, I think of Mrs. Butterworth.
LMAO!!!
Seriously though… Do you see the pock marks on his head? No one at CBS was interested in the pock marks on his forehead??? Does Jill (The doctor) host cockfights at their home?
ol’ Stacey ain’t looked that good in …. forever!
… there’s a reason her last name is ‘Abrams’
(it’ll come to ya)
It’s official with this post/picture: I’m gonna have to start reading you after breakfast. (Dry heaves are worse than puking.)
Tank has a chance. Biden will think he got somewhere between third base and home plate, Tank will love the attention. Not gonna take too much alcohol to get Joe to score!